I [C] met this girl. [D] She’s just great. This [F] girl I just [C] adore. The [D] problem is [C] she has much more [D] than I had bargained [G] for.
She’s got that [C] style. She’s got that [B] smile. She’s got the [Bb] walk. She’s got the [A] talk. She’s got that [Dm] zing. There’s just one [F] thing, She’s got a penis. [ C – Bb – Ab – G ]
She’s got that [C] flair. [B] Knows what to wear. She’s got that [Bb] face. That girl is [A] great. She’s got [Dm] pazazz. It’s just too [G] bad, She’s got a penis. [ C – Bb – Ab – G ]
{ CHORUS } – – – Now, [Dm7] nobody’s perfect, I must admit. [C] Say, how many times do the pieces all fit? [D7] She’s got it going than more other dolls, [G] Oops, I forgot about the balls
[Verse 2] – – – But she’s so [C] hip, this babe’s a [B] trip. She’s [Bb] “distange”, she’s got [A] “cashae” She’s [Dm] quite a dame, ain’t that a [G] shame, a [Bb] crime that’s [A] Anus. [Dm] Those lips, those [B] eyes, then [Em] big [A] surprise, that [C] penis
Now there’s [Dm] aways some failure, always some flaw. [C] Ain’t that what they call Murphy’s Law? [D7] But male genitalia, that’s where I draw the line, [G] Besides, her’s is bigger than mine.
My life’s a mess, cause under that dress, She’s got a P-E-N-I-S.
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| <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>{ CHORUS }</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>Now, [Dm7] nobody’s perfect, I must admit</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>[C] Say how many times do all the pieces fit</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>[D7] She’s got it going than more other dolls,</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>[G] Oops, I forgot about the balls</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>[Verse 2]</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>But she’s so [C] hip, this babe’s a [B] trip</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>She’s [Bb] “distange”, she’s got [A] “cashae”</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>She’s [Dm] quite a dame, ain’t that a [G] shame,</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>a [Bb] crime that’s [A] Anus</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>[Dm] Those lips, those [B] eyes, then [Em] big [A] surprise, that [C] penis</span> | |
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G
besides her’s is bigger than mine
C B
She got class, she’s got that sass
Bb A
She’s got that cheek, she’s got mystique
Dm G
She’s cool, she’s hot, she’s got a lot except a mound of Venus
Dm B/D# Em A
It’s a tragedy but where that should be,
(Bass Line C Bb Ab G )
She’s got a PENIS
(Bass Line C Bb Bb Bb A )
She’s got a PENIS
Dm B/D# Em A
My life’s a mess cause under that dress she’s got a
Dm G C
P-E-N-I-S
C
YES!
Now there’s [F] always some failure. Always some flaw.
[C] Ain’t that what they call Murphy’s Law?
But [D] male genitalia, that’s where I draw the line,
Besides, her’s is bigger than mine.
My life’s a mess, but under that dress,
She’s got a – P – E – N – I – S –
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