Bar Jokes 35 – RD

Funniest short jokes to make you lol

1. • What do you call a pony with a cough?
   A little horse.
2. • What did one hat say to the other?
   You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
3. • What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?
   A parrot.
4. • Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
   Because the “P” is silent.
5. • What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
   Aye matey.
6. • Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
   His car got toad away.
7. • What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
   Bison.
8. • What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?
   The space bar.
9. • Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?
   Because it was cultured.
10. • What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
    Re-Morse code.
11. • Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
    They each got six months.
12. • Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
    He drank the coffee before it was cool.

13. • What do cows do on date night?
    Go to the moo-vies.

14. • What do cows say when they hear a bad joke?
    “I am not amoosed.”
15. • Why do French people eat snails?
    They don’t like fast food.
16. • Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
    Just in case he got a hole in one!
17. • Why don’t the circus lions eat the clowns?
    Because they taste funny!