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- We all get heavier as we get older, because there’s a lot more information in our heads. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
- I ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce and cheese. SOME people call it a pizza!
- Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything. - Q: What does a hamster have in common with a cigarette?
A: They’re harmless, unless you stick ’em in your mouth and light them on fire. - Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh - There’s two whales in a bar, one says *whale sounds*
The other says “You need to go home you’re drunk.” - Q: What do you call a dead polar bear?
A: Whatever you want, he can’t hear you - The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless and ageless.
- Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.
- Happiness is not having to set the alarm clock.
