I [C] met this girl.Β [D] She’s just great.Β This [F] girl I just [C] adore.Β Β The [D] problem is [C] she has much more [D] than I had bargained [G] for.
She’s got that [C] style.Β She’s got that [B] smile.Β Β She’s got the [Bb] walk.Β She’s got the [A] talk.Β Β She’s got that [Dm] zing.Β There’s just one [F] thing,Β Β She’s got a penis.Β [ C – Bb – Ab – G ]
She’s got that [C] flair.Β [B] Knows what to wear.Β Β She’s got that [Bb] face.Β That girl is [A] great.Β Β She’s got [Dm] pazazz.Β It’s just too [G] bad,Β Β She’s got a penis.Β [ C – Bb – Ab – G ]
{ CHORUS } – – –Β Now, [Dm7] nobody’s perfect, I must admit.Β Β [C] Say, how many times do the pieces all fit?Β Β [D7] She’s got it going than more other dolls, [G] Oops, I forgot about the balls
[Verse 2] – – –Β But she’s so [C] hip, this babe’s a [B] trip.Β Β She’s [Bb] βdistange”, sheβs got [A] βcashaeβΒ Β Sheβs [Dm] quite a dame, ainβt that a [G] shame,Β a [Bb] crime thatβs [A] Anus.Β Β [Dm] Those lips, those [B] eyes, then [Em] big [A] surprise, that [C] penis
Now there’s [Dm] aways some failure, always some flaw.Β Β [C] Ain’t that what they call Murphy’s Law?Β [D7] But male genitalia, that’s where I draw the line,Β [G] Besides, her’s is bigger than mine.
My life’s a mess, cause under that dress,Β She’s got a P-E-N-I-S.
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| <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>{ CHORUS }</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>Now, [Dm7] nobody’s perfect, I must admit</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>[C] Say how many times do all the pieces fit</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>[D7] She’s got it going than more other dolls,</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>[G] Oops, I forgot about the balls</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>[Verse 2]</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>But she’s so [C] hip, this babe’s a [B] trip</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>She’s [Bb] βdistange”, sheβs got [A] βcashaeβ</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>Sheβs [Dm] quite a dame, ainβt that a [G] shame,</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>a [Bb] crime thatβs [A] Anus</span> | |
| Added: <span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>[Dm] Those lips, those [B] eyes, then [Em] big [A] surprise, that [C] penis</span> | |
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besides herβs is bigger than mine
C B
She got class, sheβs got that sass
Bb A
Sheβs got that cheek, sheβs got mystique
Dm G
Sheβs cool, sheβs hot, sheβs got a lot except a mound of Venus
Dm B/D# Em A
Itβs a tragedy but where that should be,
(Bass Line C Bb Ab G )
She’s got a PENIS
(Bass Line C Bb Bb Bb A )
She’s got a PENIS
Dm B/D# Em A
My lifeβs a mess cause under that dress sheβs got a
Dm G C
P-E-N-I-S
C
YES!
Now there’s [F] always some failure.Β Always some flaw.
[C] Ain’t that what they call Murphy’s Law?
But [D] male genitalia, that’s where I draw the line,
Besides, her’s is bigger than mine.
My life’s a mess, but under that dress,
She’s got a – P – E – N – I – S –
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