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- When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
- Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, “Close enough.”
- Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.
- “Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo”.
- Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?
- I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech support guy is asleep. He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime.
- Today’s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. When I was 3, I ate mud.
- Tip for a successful marriage: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she’s mowing the lawn.
- So, you drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?
- Old age is coming at a really bad time.
