{"id":4371,"date":"2021-11-06T06:32:34","date_gmt":"2021-11-06T06:32:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=4371"},"modified":"2025-09-23T01:11:39","modified_gmt":"2025-09-23T01:11:39","slug":"the-assumption-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/the-assumption-song\/","title":{"rendered":"The Assumption Song (Dirty)"},"content":{"rendered":"

SEE ALSO SWEET VIOLETS – CLEAN<\/a><\/p>\n

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock<\/span>
\nHe sat in the meadow just shaking his<\/span><\/p>\n

Fist at some boys who were down by the crick<\/span>
\nTheir feet in the water, their hands on their<\/span><\/p>\n

Marbles and play things at a half passed four<\/span>
\nThere came a young lady who looked like a<\/span><\/p>\n

Pretty, young creature<\/span>
\nShe sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress<\/span>
\nAnd she showed them her<\/span><\/p>\n

Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck<\/span>
\nShe said she was learning a new way to<\/span><\/p>\n

Bring up her children, so they would not spit<\/span>
\nWhile the boys in the barnyard were shoveling<\/span><\/p>\n

Refuse, and litter from yesterday’s hunt<\/span>
\nWhile the girl in the meadow was rubbing her<\/span><\/p>\n

Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock<\/span>
\nHe looked like a man with a sizable<\/span><\/p>\n

Home in the country, with a big fence out front<\/span>
\nIf he asked her politely, she’d show him her<\/span><\/p>\n

Little pet dog, who was subject to fits<\/span>
\nAnd maybe she’d let him grab hold of her<\/span><\/p>\n

Small, tender hands with a movement so quick<\/span>
\nAnd then she’d bend over and suck on his<\/span><\/p>\n

Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch<\/span>
\nAnd then he’d spread whip cream all over her<\/span><\/p>\n

Cookies that she had left out too long
\nAnd if you think this song’s dirty, your…. well wrong.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

SEE ALSO SWEET VIOLETS – CLEAN There was an old farmer who lived on a rock He sat in the meadow just shaking his Fist at some boys who were down by the crick Their feet in the water, their hands on their Marbles and play things at a half … CLICK TO VIEW SONGThe Assumption Song (Dirty)<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[116,117],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-live-baritone","category-live-piano"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}