{"id":30306,"date":"2026-03-19T00:19:08","date_gmt":"2026-03-19T00:19:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=30306"},"modified":"2026-03-19T00:19:48","modified_gmt":"2026-03-19T00:19:48","slug":"bar-jokes-35-rd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/bar-jokes-35-rd\/","title":{"rendered":"Bar Jokes 35 – RD"},"content":{"rendered":"

Funniest short jokes to make you lol<\/h2>\n
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  1. \u2022 What do you call a pony with a cough?
    \n<\/strong><\/span>A little horse.<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. \u2022 What did one hat say to the other?
    \n<\/strong><\/span>You wait here. I\u2019ll go on a head.<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. \u2022 What\u2019s orange and sounds like a carrot?
    \n<\/strong>A parrot.<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. \u2022 Why can\u2019t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
    \n<\/strong><\/span>Because the \u201cP\u201d is silent.<\/span><\/li>\n
  5. \u2022 What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
    \n<\/strong><\/span>Aye matey.<\/span><\/li>\n
  6. \u2022 Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
    \n<\/strong><\/span>His car got toad away.<\/span><\/li>\n
  7. \u2022 What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
    \n<\/strong><\/span>Bison.<\/span><\/li>\n
  8. \u2022 What is an astronaut\u2019s favorite part on a computer?
    \n<\/strong><\/span>The space bar.<\/span><\/li>\n
  9. \u2022 Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?
    \n<\/strong><\/span>Because it was cultured.<\/span><\/li>\n
  10. \u2022 What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
    \n<\/strong><\/span>Re-Morse code.<\/span><\/li>\n
  11. \u2022 Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
    \n<\/strong><\/span>They each got six months.<\/span><\/li>\n
  12. \u2022 Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
    \n<\/strong><\/span>He drank the coffee before it was cool.<\/span><\/li>\n
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    \u2022 What do cows do on date night?
    \n<\/strong><\/span>Go to the moo-vies.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n

  14. \u2022 What do cows say when they hear a\u00a0bad joke?
    \n<\/strong><\/span>\u201cI am not amoosed.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  15. \u2022 Why do French people eat\u00a0snails?
    \n<\/strong><\/span>They don\u2019t like fast food.<\/span><\/li>\n
  16. \u2022 Why did the\u00a0golfer\u00a0wear two pairs of pants?
    \n<\/strong><\/span>Just in case he got a hole in one!<\/span><\/li>\n
  17. \u2022 Why don\u2019t the circus lions eat the\u00a0clowns?
    \n<\/strong><\/span>Because they taste funny!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Funniest short jokes to make you lol \u2022 What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse. \u2022 What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I\u2019ll go on a head. \u2022 What\u2019s orange and sounds like a carrot? A parrot. \u2022 Why can\u2019t … CLICK TO VIEW SONGBar Jokes 35 – RD<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bar-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30306"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30308,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30306\/revisions\/30308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}