In these days of indigestion, It oft times comes a question,
\nAs what to eat and what to leave alone.
\nFor each microbe and bacillus, all have a different way to kill us,
\nAnd in time they always claim us for their own\u2028Now there are germs of every kind, in any food that you can find,
\nEither in the market or on the bill of fare.\u2028Why, drinking water\u2019s just as risky, as that so- called deadly whiskey
\nAnd it\u2019s oft times a bad mistake to breath the air.\u2028
\nSome little bug is gonna find you someday,
\nSome little bug will creep behind you someday\u2028And then he\u2019s gonna send for all of his bug friends,
\nAnd then your earthly troubles end\u2028That little bug is gonna find you someday.<\/p>\n
Now, take a slice of nice fried onion,
\nand then you\u2019re fit for Dr. Munion, \u2028Apple dumplins is gonna kill you faster then a train\u2028Now chew a cheesey midnight rarebit,
\nand then a grave you\u2019ll soon inhabit, \u2028Ah, to eat at all is such a foolish game.\u2028Now, eating huckleberry pie, well it\u2019s a pleasing way to die, \u2028While sauerkraut brings on softening of the brain\u2028And when you eat those banana fritters, every undertaker titters And the casket makers, man, they nearly go insane.\u2028
\nSome little bug is gonna find you someday,
\nYeah, the little bug will creep behind you someday\u2028And then with a nervous little quiver,
\nHe\u2019ll give you sirosis of the liver\u2028Old bug is gonna find you someday.<\/p>\n
Now, when cold storage vaults I visit,
\nI can only say what is it\u2028That make poor mortals fill their systems with such stuff\u2028Now for breakfast prunes are dandy,
\nif a stomach pump is handy\u2028And a Doctor can be found quite soon enough,
\nNow eat a plate of fine pigs knuckles,\u2028And then the headstone cutter chuckles,
\nAnd also makes a note upon his cuff.\u2028And fried liver\u2019s nice but mind ya,
\nFriends will soon ride slow behind ya\u2028While your relatives start scappin bout your stuff.\u2028
\nSome little bug is gonna find you someday,
\nThe little bug will creep behind you someday\u2028Now you eat some of that sauce they call a chilli,
\nAnd on your breast they\u2019ll place that lilly\u2028Some little bug is gonna find you someday.<\/p>\n
Now, if you\u2019ll pardon me,
\nI\u2019m on my way to the farmers market.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
In these days of indigestion, It oft times comes a question, As what to eat and what to leave alone. For each microbe and bacillus, all have a different way to kill us, And in time they always claim us for their own\u2028Now there are germs of every kind, in …