{"id":28887,"date":"2026-01-09T04:52:38","date_gmt":"2026-01-09T04:52:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=28887"},"modified":"2026-01-09T04:52:38","modified_gmt":"2026-01-09T04:52:38","slug":"i-aint-been-nowhere-parody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/i-aint-been-nowhere-parody\/","title":{"rendered":"I Ain’t Been Nowhere – PARODY"},"content":{"rendered":"
I Ain't Been Nowhere\r\nChuck Mead\r\n \r\nOriginal Song bumps up a half step twice, once before verse 2 (G#) and again before verse 3 \r\n(A),\r\nbut for simplicity I'm leaving the chords in G.\r\n \r\n[INTRO]\r\n \r\nG<\/span>\r\nI was traveling along, playing anywhere I could\r\nG<\/span>\r\nWhen along came a virus and took away my livelihood\r\nC<\/span>\r\nSomebody picked it up and spread it worldwide\r\nG<\/span>\r\nAnd now for a while, we have to all stay inside\r\nD<\/span>\r\nYou ask me how I\u2019m doing and if I\u2019ve washed my hands\r\n            G<\/span>  N.C.\r\nAnd I say, \u201cListen Bud I\u2019ve had about as much as I can stand\u201d\r\n \r\n{ CHORUS }\r\n\r\n \r\nG<\/span>\r\nI ain\u2019t been nowhere man, I ain\u2019t been nowhere man\r\n     C<\/span>                         G<\/span>\r\nBeen sittin\u2019 in my chair man, growin\u2019 out my hair man\r\nD<\/span>                                               G<\/span>\r\nSleepin\u2019 I\u2019ve done my share man, I ain\u2019t been nowhere\r\n \r\n \r\n[VERSE 1]\r\n \r\nG<\/span>\r\nI\u2019m in the bedroom, bathroom, living room, dining room\r\nG<\/span>\r\nattic, basement, just to find an old broom\r\nC<\/span>\r\nHallway, driveway, same place as yesterday\r\nG<\/span>\r\nGo cook, read a book, jog around the breakfast nook\r\nD\r\nGlass clink, get a drink straight from the kitchen sink\r\nG\r\nCan\u2019t think, eyes blink, man do my clothes stink\r\n \r\n{ CHORUS }\r\n \r\nG\r\nI ain\u2019t been nowhere man, I ain\u2019t been nowhere man\r\n     C                         G\r\nBeen sittin\u2019 in my chair man, growin\u2019 out my hair man\r\nD                                               G\r\nSleepin\u2019 I\u2019ve done my share man, I ain\u2019t been nowhere\r\n \r\n \r\n[VERSE 2]\r\n \r\nG\r\nI\u2019m playin\u2019 Yahtzee, Jigsaw, Scrabble, and Monopoly\r\nG\r\nJenga, Checkers, Cards Against Humanity\r\nC\r\nFortnight, Minecraft, Grand Theft Auto 5\r\nG\r\nBattleground, Pac Man, Black Ops stay alive\r\nD\r\nObstacle course with your daddy\u2019s old golf ball\r\nG\r\nMousetrap, Ping Pong, Happy Hour Zoom call\r\n \r\n{ CHORUS }\r\n \r\nG\r\nI ain\u2019t been nowhere man, I ain\u2019t been nowhere man\r\n     C                         G\r\nBeen sittin\u2019 in my chair man, growin\u2019 out my hair man\r\nD                                               G\r\nSleepin\u2019 I\u2019ve done my share man, I ain\u2019t been nowhere\r\n \r\n \r\n[VERSE 3]\r\n \r\nG\r\nI\u2019m watchin\u2019 Netflix, Apple, Disney and Amazon\r\nG\r\nYouTube, Roku, Hulu with my jammies on\r\nC\r\nTiger King, Schitt\u2019s Creek, Maisel and South Park\r\nG\r\nStar Wars, Star Trek, Ozark\u2019s gettin\u2019 dark\r\nD\r\nPorn Hub, bathtub, dirty old magazines\r\nG\r\nLysol, quarantine, see what I mean now\r\n \r\n{ CHORUS }\r\n \r\nG\r\nI ain\u2019t been nowhere man, I ain\u2019t been nowhere man\r\n     C                         G\r\nBeen sittin\u2019 in my chair man, growin\u2019 out my hair man\r\nD                                 N.C.\r\nSleepin\u2019 I\u2019ve done my share man, (I know some place you used to go)\r\nN.C.           G\r\nI ain\u2019t been no where\r\n
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I Ain’t Been Nowhere Chuck Mead Original Song bumps up a half step twice, once before verse 2 (G#) and again before verse 3 (A), but for simplicity I’m leaving the chords in G. [INTRO] G I was traveling along, playing anywhere I could G When along came a virus … CLICK TO VIEW SONGI Ain’t Been Nowhere – PARODY<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28887"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28888,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28887\/revisions\/28888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}