{"id":28749,"date":"2026-01-08T17:34:37","date_gmt":"2026-01-08T17:34:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=28749"},"modified":"2026-01-08T17:34:37","modified_gmt":"2026-01-08T17:34:37","slug":"folk-singers-are-boring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/folk-singers-are-boring\/","title":{"rendered":"Folk Singers are Boring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Folksingers Are Boring, Andrew Calhoun, 1984\u2028\u2028Nobody comes to the coffeehouse, [X 3)<br \/>\nFolksingers are boring.\u2028\u2028Boring, boring, boring, so boring,\u2028Nobody comes to the coffeehouse, Folksingers are boring.\u2028\u2028First they start some silly song, Try to make you sing along,\u2028Always drag it out too long, Folksingers are boring.\u2028\u2028First they sing about a train,\u2028Then they sing another song about a train,\u2028Then they sing a song about a train:\u2028Folksingers are boring.\u2028\u2028Folksingers have flabby buns,<br \/>\nThey all play the same bass runs,\u2028They&#8217;re against the private ownership of handguns:\u2028Folksingers are boring.\u2028\u2028Folksingers are born to lose, They wear old and ratty shoes,\u2028Then they try to sing the blues, Then they&#8217;re really boring.\u2028\u2028Give us salsa, give us soul, Give us good old rock and roll,\u2028Pass the bong and pass the bowl, Folksingers are boring<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Folksingers Are Boring, Andrew Calhoun, 1984\u2028\u2028Nobody comes to the coffeehouse, [X 3) Folksingers are boring.\u2028\u2028Boring, boring, boring, so boring,\u2028Nobody comes to the coffeehouse, Folksingers are boring.\u2028\u2028First they start some silly song, Try to make you sing along,\u2028Always drag it out too long, Folksingers are boring.\u2028\u2028First they sing about a train,\u2028Then &hellip; <span class=\"more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/folk-singers-are-boring\/\" class=\"more-link\">CLICK TO VIEW SONG<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Folk Singers are Boring<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28749"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28750,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28749\/revisions\/28750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}