Homer & Jethro<\/p>\n
[Verse 1]\r\n \r\n G<\/span> D<\/span>\r\nWhen I was walking down the street, a billboard caught my eye\r\n G<\/span>\r\nThe advertisement written there would make you laugh and cry\r\n C<\/span>\r\nThe sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before\r\n G<\/span> D<\/span> G<\/span>\r\nAnd as I gazed upon it, well, this is what I saw.\r\n \r\n \r\n[Verse 2]\r\n \r\n G<\/span> D<\/span>\r\nSmoke Coca-Cola cigarettes. Drink Wrigley's Spearmint beer\r\n G<\/span>\r\nKen-L-Ration dog food makes your wife's complexion clear\r\n C<\/span>\r\nChew chocolate-covered mothballs -- they're sure to satisfy\r\n G<\/span> D<\/span> G<\/span>\r\nBrush your teeth with Lifebuoy soap and watch the suds go by\r\n \r\n \r\n[Verse 3]\r\n \r\n G<\/span> D<\/span>\r\nWhen I recovered from the shock, I went along my way\r\n G<\/span>\r\nI'd gone no further than a block, when there to my dismay\r\n C<\/span>\r\nAnother billboard caught my eye, just like the one before\r\n G<\/span> D<\/span> G<\/span>\r\nAs I gazed upon it, well, this is what I sawr:\r\n \r\n \r\n[Verse 4]\r\n \r\n G<\/span> D<\/span>\r\nTake your next vacation in a brand-new Frigidaire\r\n G<\/span>\r\nLearn to play piano in your winter underwear\r\n C<\/span>\r\nSimonize your baby with a Hershey's candy bar\r\n G D G\r\nTexacos the beauty cream used by all the stars!\r\n \r\n \r\n[Verse 5]\r\n \r\n G D\r\nDoctors say that babies shouldn't smoke 'til they are three\r\n G\r\nPeople over 35, take baths in Lipton Tea\r\n C\r\nOh, you can make the country a better place today --\r\n G D G\r\nJust buy a copy of this song and throw it far away!\r\nX<\/div><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Homer & Jethro [Verse 1] G D When I was walking down the street, a billboard caught my eye G The advertisement written there would make you laugh and cry C The sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before G D G And as I gazed …