{"id":28263,"date":"2026-01-04T18:22:25","date_gmt":"2026-01-04T18:22:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=28263"},"modified":"2026-01-16T20:26:55","modified_gmt":"2026-01-16T20:26:55","slug":"show-me-the-way-to-go-home-parody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/show-me-the-way-to-go-home-parody\/","title":{"rendered":"Show me the Way to Go Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre class=\"xNWlr hjutX PBFx0\" style=\"font-size: 13px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16pt; font-weight: 900;\">This is a great drinking song, enjoy ....\r\n \r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n<span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"D\">C<\/span>\r\nShow me the way to go home\r\n    <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"G\">F<\/span>                         <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"D\">C<\/span>\r\nI'm tired and I want to go to bed\r\n  <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"D\">C<\/span>\r\nI had a little drink about an hour ago\r\n       <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"A\">G<\/span>\r\nAnd it went right to my head\r\n      <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"D\">C<\/span>\r\nWhere ever I may roam\r\n   <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"G\">F<\/span>              <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"D\">C<\/span>\r\nOn land or sea or foam\r\n         <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"D\">C                            Am<\/span>\r\nYou will always hear me singing this song\r\n         <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"A\">G<\/span>                     <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"D\">C<\/span>\r\nWont you show me the way to go home\r\n \r\n[Verse 2]\r\nIndicate the way to my abode\r\nI'm fatigued and I want to retire\r\nI had a spot of beverage sixty minutes ago\r\nAnd it went right to my cerebellum\r\nWhere ever I may perambulate\r\nOn land, or sea or atmospheric vapor\r\nYou can always hear me crooning the melody\r\nIndicate the way to my abode\r\n \r\n<\/span><\/pre>\n<div><\/div>\n<pre class=\"xNWlr hjutX PBFx0\" style=\"font-size: 13px;\"><\/pre>\n<pre class=\"xNWlr hjutX PBFx0\" style=\"font-size: 13px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16pt; font-weight: 900;\">BPM:      142\r\nReleased: 18 June 2013\r\nAlbum:    The Waterhole\r\nChandler Kirkhart ?\r\n \r\n \r\nNote:     * after chord means strike chord once and let it ring.\r\n \r\n \r\nCapo: 1 fret\r\n \r\n \r\n[Intro]\r\nC  F  C  G\r\nC  F  C  G  C\r\n \r\n \r\n[Verse 1]\r\n    C\r\nYou came to this party,\r\n         F\r\nRight as it was getting\u2019 rowdy,\r\n       C                        G\r\nDouble-fistin\u2019 cans of Keystone light,\r\n       C\r\nAnd at 11:55,\r\n         F\r\nYou were feelin\u2019 quite alive,\r\n          <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"F\">C<\/span>             <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"C\">G<\/span>         <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"F\">C<\/span>\r\nThere was nothin\u2019 gonna ruin your night.\r\n \r\n \r\n[Verse 2]\r\n    <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"F\">C<\/span>\r\nBut you must have stopped thinkin\u2019,\r\n         <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"Bb\">F<\/span>\r\nWhen you started binge drinkin\u2019\r\n    <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"F\">C<\/span>                              <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"C\">G<\/span>\r\nYou told the wrong crowd the wrong thing,\r\n          <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"Dm\">Am<\/span>\r\nThen your ex-girlfriend,\r\n         <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"Bb\">F<\/span>\r\nSaw them whoop your tail-end,\r\n     <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"C\">G<\/span>                   <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"C7\">G7<\/span>\r\nNow, all you wanna do is sing,\r\n \r\n \r\n{ CHORUS }\r\n<span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"F\">C<\/span>\r\nShow me the way to go home,\r\n    <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"Bb\">F<\/span>                      <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"F\">C<\/span>\r\nI\u2019m tired and I wanna go to bed,\r\n<span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"F\">C<\/span>\r\nI had a little drink about an hour ago,\r\n       <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"C\">G<\/span>                <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"C7\">G7<\/span>\r\nAnd it went right to my head,\r\n   <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"F\">C<\/span>\r\nNo matter where I roam,\r\n     <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"Bb\">F<\/span>               <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"F\">C<\/span>\r\nOn land, on sea, or foam\r\n<span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"F\">C<span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" data-name=\"D\">                                Am<\/span><\/span>\r\nYou can always hear me singing my song,\r\n     <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"C\">G<\/span>                     <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"F\">C<\/span>\r\nOoh, show me the way to go home.\r\n \r\n \r\n[Verse 3]\r\n\r\n    <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"F\">C<\/span>\r\nMy best-buddy, Brandyn,\r\n       <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"Bb\">F<\/span>\r\nHe was havin\u2019 a ball,\r\n        <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"F\">C<\/span>                     <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"C\">G<\/span>\r\nChasing every livin\u2019 thing in sight,\r\n             <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"F\">C<\/span>\r\nHe must have thought she was a looker,\r\n         <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"Bb\">F<\/span>\r\nBut she wasn\u2019t at all,\r\n        <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"F\">C<\/span>                 <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"C\">G<\/span>    <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"F\">C<\/span>\r\nAnd you couldn\u2019t tell him otherwise.\r\n \r\n \r\n[Verse 4]\r\n          <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"F\">C<\/span>\r\nShe stood 6 foot 4,\r\n         <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"Bb\">F<\/span>\r\nWeighted 300 pounds or more,\r\n        <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"F\">C<\/span>                         <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" style=\"color: var(--ug-color-text-primary);\" data-name=\"C\">G<\/span>\r\nFellas, there was nothin\u2019 I could do,\r\n           Am\r\nBut as his beer-googles fell,\r\n        F\r\nI could hear him starts to yell,\r\n        G                               G7\r\nAnd she dragged him towards the back bedroom.\r\n \r\n \r\n{ CHORUS }\r\nC\r\nShow me the way to go home,\r\n    F                      C\r\nI\u2019m tired and I wanna go to bed,\r\nC\r\nI had a little drink about an hour ago,\r\n       G                G7\r\nAnd it went right to my head,\r\n   C\r\nNo matter where I roam,\r\n     F               C\r\nOn land, on sea, or foam\r\nC                                 <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" data-name=\"D\"> Am<\/span>\r\nYou can always hear me singing my song,\r\n     G                     C\r\nOoh, show me the way to go home.\r\n \r\n \r\n[Instrumental]\r\nC  F  C  G\r\nC  F  C  G  C\r\nC*\r\n \r\n \r\n[Verse 5]\r\n     C\r\nThat double shot of Crown,\r\n        F   F7\r\nGot the room spinnin\u2019 around,\r\n       C                   G\r\nLike a merry-go round from hell,\r\n         C\r\nThen the next thing I knew,\r\n      F    F7\r\nA was naked in a room,\r\n          C         G            C\r\nThinkin\u2019, I must be doin\u2019 pretty well.\r\n \r\n \r\n[Verse 6]\r\n     C\r\nWhen all of a sudden\r\n         F                             C\r\nThat big woman started struttin\u2019 to the bed,\r\n                           G\r\nWhere I was kickin\u2019 at the sheets,\r\n          Am\r\nI left my clothes on the floor,\r\n     F\r\nAs I bolted out the door,\r\n        G7                                A\r\nRunnin\u2019 bear-ass naked down the streets!\r\n \r\n \r\n{ CHORUS }\r\nD\r\nShow me the way to go home,\r\n    G                       D\r\nI\u2019m tired and I wanna go to bed,\r\nD\r\nI had a little drink about an hour ago,\r\n       A                A7\r\nAnd it went right to my head,\r\n   D\r\nNo matter where I roam,\r\n     G                D\r\nOn land, on sea, or foam\r\nD                              <span class=\"iGhjU xXjiq VcfKs\" data-name=\"D\"> Am<\/span>\r\nYou can always hear me singing my song,\r\n     A                     D\r\nOoh, show me the way to go home.\r\nD\r\nOoh Come on now\r\n \r\n \r\n{ CHORUS }\r\nN.C.\r\nShow me the way to go home,\r\nN.C.\r\nI\u2019m tired and I wanna go to bed,\r\nN.C.\r\nI had a little drink about an hour ago,\r\nN.C.                    A7\r\nAnd it went right to my head,\r\n   D\r\nNo matter where I roam,\r\n     G                D\r\nOn land, on sea, or foam\r\nD\r\nYou can always hear me singing my song,\r\n     A                     D\r\nOoh, show me the way to go home.\r\n \r\n \r\n[Outro]\r\n        D*\r\nYou can always hear me singing my song,\r\n     A                     D\r\nOoh, show me the way to go home!<\/span><\/pre>\n<div class=\"vxv2A\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">X<\/span><\/div>\n<pre class=\"xNWlr hjutX PBFx0\" style=\"font-size: 13px;\"><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a great drinking song, enjoy &#8230;. 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