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[Intro]\r\nC<\/span> G<\/span> C<\/span>\r\n \r\n \r\n[Verse 1]\r\n\r\nC<\/span>\r\nWe're havin' a redneck christmas\r\n G<\/span>\r\nWith traditional possum stew (yee-haw)\r\n G<\/span>\r\nWe're havin' a redneck christmas\r\n C<\/span>\r\nHope Santa brings a little rabbit too (yum yum)\r\nC<\/span>\r\nGot Paw new chaw redman\r\n F<\/span>\r\nMaw a brand new spit cup (phtoeey)\r\n G<\/span>\r\nAnd I got my wife a brand new set\r\n C<\/span>\r\nOf re-treads for my pickup truck (Ain't he the sweetest thang)\r\n \r\n \r\n[Verse 2]\r\n F<\/span>\r\nOh we ain't nevr seen ther raindeer,\r\n C<\/span>\r\nBut we painted the bulls nose red (moo)\r\n Dm<\/span>\r\nPut runners under the outhouse\r\n G<\/span>\r\nAnd we're usin' it fer a sled (Darn fool idiots what're doin?\r\nG<\/span>\r\nSorry didn't know you was in there grandpaw,\r\nG<\/span>\r\nMerry Christmas now ya hear? Well, I got yer merry christmas right here,\r\n C<\/span>\r\n(Come back with that catalog)\r\n \r\n \r\n[Verse 3]\r\nC<\/span>\r\n We're havin' a redneck christmas\r\n G\r\nTP'd the whole front yard,\r\nG\r\nPut big red bows on the hound dogs\r\n C\r\nTurned the lights on all the cars (howls)\r\nC\r\nI love a redneck christmas\r\n F\r\nIt's a simple kinda life\r\n G\r\nYou buy one gift and that takes care\r\n C G C\r\nOf yer cousin and yer wife\r\n \r\n \r\n[Verse 4]\r\n F\r\nI went downtown to see Santy Claus,\r\n C\r\nGave a dollar to one of them legs (Here you go shorty)\r\n Dm\r\nSo Santa'd bring a man for daughter,\r\n G\r\nAfter all she's near bout' twelve\r\n C\r\n(Poor thing she'll be a spinster soon)\r\nC\r\nWe're havin' a redneck christmas\r\n G\r\nHung our stockings on the stove,\r\nG\r\nOn the stove (sizzle), Hope Santa brings us big stuff\r\n C\r\n'Cause the little stuff falls thru the toes, falls thru the toes\r\n \r\n \r\n[Outro]\r\nC\r\nWe's havin' a redneck christmas\r\n F\r\nWith homemade moonshine eggnog (glug glug)\r\n G\r\nI took a little swig\r\nG\r\nThought it needed more kick\r\n C\r\nThrowed in a little toe de frog\r\n F G C\r\n(burp, hic, ribbit, hic, ribbit)\r\nX<\/div><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Ray Stevens [Intro] C G C [Verse 1] C We’re havin’ a redneck christmas G With traditional possum stew (yee-haw) G We’re havin’ a redneck christmas C Hope Santa brings a little rabbit too (yum yum) C Got Paw new chaw redman F Maw a brand new spit cup …