Fred Small<\/p>\n
[Intro]\r\nC<\/span> Em<\/span> Dm<\/span> G<\/span>\r\n \r\n[Verse]\r\n C<\/span> Em<\/span>\r\nIf I were a moose and you were a cow\r\nDm<\/span> G<\/span>\r\nWould you love me anyhow?\r\nDm<\/span> Em<\/span>\r\nWould you introduce me to your folks\r\n F<\/span> G<\/span>\r\nWould you tell your friends, \"No moose jokes!\"\r\n G<\/span> C<\/span> Am<\/span> Dm<\/span> G<\/span> C<\/span> G<\/span>\r\nIf I were a moose and you were a cow\r\n \r\nC<\/span> Em<\/span>\r\nWould you invite me to your club\r\n Dm<\/span> G<\/span>\r\nAnd risk a cruel bovine snub\r\nDm<\/span> Em<\/span>\r\nWould you lead me down the receiving line\r\n F<\/span> G<\/span>\r\nAnd boldly boast, \"This moose is mine!\"\r\n \r\nF<\/span> G<\/span> C<\/span> Am<\/span>\r\nWould your parents watch us graze\r\nF<\/span> G<\/span> C<\/span> Am<\/span>\r\nShake their heads, \"It's just a phase\"\r\n Dm<\/span> E7<\/span> Am<\/span> Am7<\/span>\r\nOr would they thank the stars above\r\n D<\/span> G<\/span>\r\nTheir precious heifer's found her love?\r\n \r\nC<\/span> Em<\/span>\r\nWould your grandparents change their will?\r\nDm<\/span> G<\/span>\r\nThey'd really expected a Holstein bull\r\nDm<\/span> Em<\/span>\r\n\"For this we toiled before the plow\r\n F<\/span> G<\/span>\r\nYou bring home someone who's not even a cow\r\n \r\n F<\/span> G<\/span> C<\/span> Am<\/span>\r\n\"There's lots of proper stock around\r\n F<\/span> G<\/span> C<\/span> Am<\/span>\r\nLike that nice young Guernsey at Farmer Brown's\r\n Dm<\/span> E7<\/span> Am<\/span> Am7<\/span>\r\nOr that last one we ridiculed and cursed\r\n D<\/span> G<\/span>\r\nOn second thought you could do worse\r\n \r\n[Bridge]\r\nE7<\/span> Am<\/span>\r\n\"But if you think this thing will last\r\n F<\/span> G<\/span> C<\/span> Am<\/span>\r\nCould he learn to moo and eat our grass\r\nF<\/span> G<\/span> C<\/span> Am<\/span>\r\n Shed his antlers in the dirt\r\nD7 G\r\n Could you persuade him to convert?\"\r\n \r\n C Em\r\nIf our anatomies did not quite fit\r\nDm G\r\nWould you make the best of it\r\nDm Em\r\nWould you nuzzle up so near\r\n F G\r\nAnd hum sweet cow tunes in my ear?\r\n \r\nF G C Am\r\n Or would you sadly break it off\r\n F G C Am\r\nWhen all the hillside sneered and scoffed\r\nDm E7 Am Am7\r\n \"You know these moose are all the same\r\n D G\r\nThey're lazy, they're stupid, they come from Maine\"\r\n \r\nC Em\r\nIt's true things slip a moose's mind\r\n Dm G\r\nThat cows remember all the time\r\nDm Em\r\nBulbous nose and knobby knees\r\n F G\r\nA coat that harbors ticks and fleas\r\n \r\n F G C Am\r\nBut a moose can be a handy thing\r\n F G C Am\r\nWhen hungry wolves come visiting\r\nDm E7 Am Am7\r\n In icy gust of winter storm\r\n D G\r\nOur fur is deep and dry and warm\r\n \r\n C Em\r\nAnd someday should your milk run dry\r\n Dm G\r\nAnd farmer stare with baleful eye\r\n Dm Em\r\nIn dead of night I'd slip your noose\r\n F G\r\nAnd lead you home to the land of moose\r\n G C Am Dm G C G\r\nIf I were a moose and you were a cow\r\n \r\n[like bridge]\r\nE7 Am\r\nIf hunters came to do me harm\r\nF G C Am\r\n Would you hide me in the barn\r\n F G C Am\r\nWould all the herd come on the run\r\n D7 G7\r\nAnd glare until they dropped their guns?\r\n \r\n[Interlude]\r\nC Em Dm G\r\n \r\n[Outro]\r\nDm Em\r\nMight you permit a goodnight kiss\r\nF G\r\nCould you learn to love wet moose lips?\r\n F G C Am F C Am\r\nIf I were a moose and you were a cow\r\nDm G C Am Dm G C\r\n If you were a cow and I were a moose\r\nX<\/div><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Fred Small [Intro] C Em Dm G [Verse] C Em If I were a moose and you were a cow Dm G Would you love me anyhow? Dm Em Would you introduce me to your folks F G Would you tell your friends, “No moose jokes!” G C Am Dm …