{"id":2755,"date":"2021-10-06T02:50:22","date_gmt":"2021-10-06T02:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=2755"},"modified":"2025-11-21T06:08:53","modified_gmt":"2025-11-21T06:08:53","slug":"jehovah-witness-stripper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/jehovah-witness-stripper\/","title":{"rendered":"Joanie, the Jehovah Witness Stripper"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bill:\u00a0 Key of G<\/p>\n

She drives a [C] new car, [F] wears expensive [C] blouses. She tells her [C] mama she’s cleaning [G] houses.\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>She goes out [C] witnessing, [F] doing the Lord’s work [C] all week long. But on the [C] weekend, she’s making [G] ends meet<\/span><\/p>\n

{ CHORUS }<\/em> <\/b> <\/span>
\n[C] Joanie, the [F] Jehovah Witness [C] stripper.\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Put a [F] twenty in her G-string and [C] she’ll deliver. If her [F] daddy only knew, [C] he’d prob’ly kill her. <\/span>
\n[G] Joanie, the [F] Jehovah Witness [C] stripper<\/span><\/p>\n

[Verse 2]<\/span>
\nOne night down [C] at the club, [F] her daddy [C] walked in.<\/span>\u00a0 He didn’t [C] recognize his daughter [G] dancin’.<\/span>\u00a0 She wore a [C] blonde wig, [F] he had [C] sunglasses.\u00a0 <\/span>When she got [C] naked he started [G] clappin’.<\/span><\/p>\n

{ CHORUS }
\n<\/em><\/b><\/span>[C] Joanie, the [F] Jehovah Witness [C] stripper.\u00a0\u00a0 Put a [F] twenty in her G-string and [C] she’ll deliver. If her [F] daddy only knew, [C] he’d prob’ly kill her. <\/span>
\n[G] Joanie, the [F] Jehovah Witness [C] stripper<\/span><\/p>\n

[REPRISE]<\/strong><\/em><\/span>
\nIf you [F] ask her why she does it, she [C] looks as it this way: She [F] says, “I count my blessings every [C] night when I get paid”\u00a0\u00a0 [F] Once she lived in poverty, now [C] everything’s all right, the [D] Lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars [G] every night.<\/span><\/p>\n

{ CHORUS }
\n<\/em><\/b><\/span>[C] Joanie, the [F] Jehovah Witness [C] stripper.\u00a0\u00a0 Put a [F] twenty in her G-string and [C] she’ll deliver. If her [F] daddy only knew, [C] he’d prob’ly kill her. <\/span>
\n[G] Joanie, the [F] Jehovah Witness [C] stripper<\/span><\/p>\n

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Bill:\u00a0 Key of G She drives a [C] new car, [F] wears expensive [C] blouses. She tells her [C] mama she’s cleaning [G] houses.\u00a0\u00a0 She goes out [C] witnessing, [F] doing the Lord’s work [C] all week long. But on the [C] weekend, she’s making [G] ends meet { CHORUS … CLICK TO VIEW SONGJoanie, the Jehovah Witness Stripper<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[133,126,13,116,117],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baritone-bill","category-bass-guitar-night","category-x-bill-chase","category-live-baritone","category-live-piano"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2755"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2755\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}