{"id":2741,"date":"2021-10-06T01:55:06","date_gmt":"2021-10-06T01:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=2741"},"modified":"2026-03-13T22:29:46","modified_gmt":"2026-03-13T22:29:46","slug":"dont-look-good-naked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/dont-look-good-naked\/","title":{"rendered":"I Don’t Look Good Naked Anymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Well, my [C] body could use a little slimmin’\u00a0 I keep my [G] shirt on when I go swimmin’\u00a0\u00a0 And I [C] ain’t seen my feet since [Dm] 1994 [G]
\n<\/span><\/strong><\/span>The old [C] lady wants to roll in the hay.\u00a0 We turn the [G] lights down all the way.<\/i>\u00a0 Cuz I [C] don’t look good [Dm] naked [G] any more [C]<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

{ CHORUS } – – – – – No [F] I don’t look good naked any [C] more. I’m a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was [Dm] before [G]\u00a0 If I [C] keep on like I’m doing I won’t fit through the [F] door. No [C] I don’t look good [Dm] naked [G] any [C] more.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

[C G C] Well, I used to be a helluva man. I chopped wood with just one hand – But I can’t do the things I’ve done before [Dm G]
\n<\/span><\/strong>[C G C] Well, it all happened kinda slow, but I guess I kinda let myself go. Now I don’t look good naked anymore [Dm G]<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

{ CHORUS } – – – – – <\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

[C G C] With each and every passing year, came a lot of french fries and beer – and my belly hung a little closer to the floor [Dm G]
\n<\/span><\/strong>[C G C] Now my belly is big as a truck, and the old lady don’t wanna — SHE DON’T WANNA! Cuz I don’t look good naked anymore. [Dm G]<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

{ CHORUS } – – – – –<\/span> <\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Well, my [C] body could use a little slimmin’\u00a0 I keep my [G] shirt on when I go swimmin’\u00a0\u00a0 And I [C] ain’t seen my feet since [Dm] 1994 [G] The old [C] lady wants to roll in the hay.\u00a0 We turn the [G] lights down all the way.\u00a0 Cuz … CLICK TO VIEW SONGI Don’t Look Good Naked Anymore<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,133,126,265,116,117,123,115,131,62],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-4-chords","category-baritone-bill","category-bass-guitar-night","category-best-songs","category-live-baritone","category-live-piano","category-live-songlist-tenor","category-live-tenor","category-power-outage","category-uke-juke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2741"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30157,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2741\/revisions\/30157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}