{"id":26876,"date":"2025-08-29T05:47:37","date_gmt":"2025-08-29T05:47:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=26876"},"modified":"2025-10-21T05:00:29","modified_gmt":"2025-10-21T05:00:29","slug":"comet-makes-your-teeth-turn-green","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/comet-makes-your-teeth-turn-green\/","title":{"rendered":"Comet &#8211; Makes your Teeth Turn Green"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\">Comet, it makes your teeth turn green.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\">Comet, it smells like gasoline.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\">Comet &#8211; it makes you vomit<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\">So buy some comet and vomit today.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comet, it makes your teeth turn green. Comet, it smells like gasoline. Comet &#8211; it makes you vomit So buy some comet and vomit today. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[129,116,117,115],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grade-school","category-live-baritone","category-live-piano","category-live-tenor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26876"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26876\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}