{"id":2687,"date":"2021-10-05T22:39:16","date_gmt":"2021-10-05T22:39:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=2687"},"modified":"2026-03-13T22:45:47","modified_gmt":"2026-03-13T22:45:47","slug":"pass-the-udder-udder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/pass-the-udder-udder\/","title":{"rendered":"Pass the Udder Udder"},"content":{"rendered":"

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class=”public-DraftStyleDefault-block public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr” data-offset-key=”35ia8-0-0″>by Stan Freberg<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Oh, we [G] grow things mighty big down in Ken-[C]-tucky, b<\/strong><\/span>ut there’s [D] nothing in that state can quite com- [G] pare – – – <\/strong><\/span><\/span>To a [G] cow that we once had us, and the [C] name of her was Gladys. – – – <\/strong><\/span>Boy, you [D] should have seen the neighbors stand and [G] stare.<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
She stood [G] 10 feet tall and had one purple [C] eyeball.\u00a0 <\/span>It took [D] eight of us to milk her, here is [G] why: – – – <\/span>She had [G] 27 spigots; And the [C] tourists all bought tickets,<\/span> just to [D] watch us milk and hear us loudly [G] cry-y-y-y…<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
{ CHORUS }<\/span>
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We cre- [G] -ated quite a spectacle, I’ll [C] grant you, <\/span>but we [D] milked her just as pretty as you [G] please.\u00a0 – – – <\/span>and while [G] people said “How funny,” we raked<\/span> [C] in enough durn money to go [D] out and order ermine [G] BVD’s<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Father [G] turned her on her back one Sunday [C] morning.<\/span> Gladys [D] said “I’m upside down, now what’s the [G] gag?” – – –\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>“Well, the [G] reason why,” said Pop “is so the [C] cream will be on top.”<\/span> Gladys [D] said, “well in that case, it’s in the [G] bag!”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 TAP SCROLL DOWN BUTTON HERE<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

{ CHORUS } – – – <\/span>Oh, [G] pass the udder udder over [C] to my udder brudder,<\/span> and pie- [G] ass the udder udder [D] dis-a-way. – – – <\/span><\/span>So they [G] passed the udder udder, and I [C] passed it to my brudder.<\/span>\u00a0 Oh, we [D] really had our hands full [G] every day.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Now our [G] Gladys was a star in cattle [C] circles,\u00a0 <\/span>though she [D] couldn’t read or write her name in [G] full.\u00a0 <\/span>You would [G] think she’d been to college, <\/span>although [C] she herself acknowledged, <\/span>that she [D] gained her fame entirely by [G] pull.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Oh she [G] said to us one cold and wintry [C] morning\u00a0 <\/span>[D] “Milking is the thing I dearly [G] love,\u00a0 b<\/span>ut when I [G] get a cold it lingers, and I [C] can’t stand icy fingers<\/span>, so go [D] back into the house and get your [G] gloves!”<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
{ CHORUS } – – – <\/span>[G] ev [D] ery [G] day<\/span>
\nG G G G G – – – G – G (shave and a haircut rhythm)<\/span> <\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

class=”public-DraftStyleDefault-block public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr” data-offset-key=”35ia8-0-0″>by Stan Freberg Oh, we [G] grow things mighty big down in Ken-[C]-tucky, but there’s [D] nothing in that state can quite com- [G] pare – – – To a [G] cow that we once had us, and the [C] name of her was Gladys. – – – … CLICK TO VIEW SONGPass the Udder Udder<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,120,95,133,126,265,116,117,115,62],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-3-chords","category-perflive","category-animals","category-baritone-bill","category-bass-guitar-night","category-best-songs","category-live-baritone","category-live-piano","category-live-tenor","category-uke-juke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2687"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30224,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2687\/revisions\/30224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}