{"id":23194,"date":"2025-06-01T21:09:39","date_gmt":"2025-06-01T21:09:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=23194"},"modified":"2025-08-25T23:34:42","modified_gmt":"2025-08-25T23:34:42","slug":"why-dont-women-like-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/why-dont-women-like-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Don’t Women Like Me? – GF"},"content":{"rendered":"

Now I [G<\/em>]<\/strong> know I\u2019m not [E7<\/em>]<\/strong> handsome, [A7<\/em>]<\/strong> no good looks or wealth<\/span>
\nBut the [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> girls I chase say my plain face will [G<\/em>]<\/strong> compromise their health.<\/span>
\nNow I [G<\/em>]<\/strong> know fellows worse than [E7<\/em>]<\/strong> me bow-[A7<\/em>]<\/strong> legged and boss-eyed<\/span>
\n[A7<\/em>]<\/strong> Walking out with lovely women clinging to their [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> side.<\/span>
\nNow if [G<\/em>]<\/strong> women like them like men like those,<\/span>
\n[G<\/em>]<\/strong> why don\u2019t [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> women like [G<\/em>]<\/strong> me?<\/span><\/p>\n

[C<\/em>]<\/strong> Look at Empress Jose[D7<\/em>]<\/strong>phine,<\/span>
\nthe [A7<\/em>]<\/strong> most attractive women that ever was [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> seen,<\/span>
\n[G<\/em>]<\/strong> Yet Napoleon short and [E7<\/em>]<\/strong> fat,<\/span>
\n[A7<\/em>]<\/strong> captivates a lovely looking dame like [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> that<\/span>
\nNow if [G<\/em>]<\/strong> women like them like men like those –<\/span>
\n[A7<\/em>]<\/strong> why don\u2019t [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> women like [G<\/em>]<\/strong> me?<\/span>
\nHey, hey, [A7<\/em>]<\/strong> why don\u2019t women like [G<\/em>]<\/strong> me?<\/span><\/p>\n

Last [G<\/em>]<\/strong> night I went I out walking, my [A7<\/em>]<\/strong> intentions were to click<\/span>
\nBut the [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> sights I saw while walking out, they [G<\/em>]<\/strong> nearly made me sick.<\/span>
\nI must admit I saw some [E7<\/em>]<\/strong> girls, [A7<\/em>]<\/strong> attractive little dears<\/span>
\nArm in arm with ugly men with [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> cauliflower ears.<\/span>
\nNow if [G<\/em>]<\/strong> women like them like men like those –[A7<\/em>]<\/strong> why don\u2019t [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> women like [G<\/em>]<\/strong> me?<\/span><\/p>\n

[C<\/em>]<\/strong> What can the [G<\/em>]<\/strong> attraction be, [A7<\/em>]<\/strong> that\u2019s the thing that always starts to worry [G<\/em>]<\/strong> me.<\/span>
\nAl[G<\/em>]<\/strong>though I haven\u2019t got a [E7<\/em>]<\/strong> bean, I\u2019ve [A7<\/em>]<\/strong> got a lot of things that girls haven\u2019t [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> seen.<\/span>
\nNow if [G<\/em>]<\/strong> women like them like men like those – [A7<\/em>]<\/strong> why don\u2019t [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> women like me?<\/span>
\nHey, [E7<\/em>]<\/strong> hey, [A7<\/em>]<\/strong> why don\u2019t [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> women like [G<\/em>]<\/strong> me? [D7<\/em>]<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Now I [G<\/em>]<\/strong> went for my holidays down [A7<\/em>]<\/strong> to the gay seaside,<\/span>
\nI saw a lot of [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> things there being [G<\/em>]<\/strong> hidden by the tide.<\/span>
\nThe way some women [E7<\/em>]<\/strong> jumped a[A7<\/em>]<\/strong>round the man there in the sea<\/span>
\nMade me think that there is still a good [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> chance left for me.<\/span>
\n\u2018Cause if [G<\/em>]<\/strong> women like them like men like those, [A7<\/em>]<\/strong> why don\u2019t [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> women like [G<\/em>]<\/strong> me<\/span><\/p>\n

Now if [G<\/em>]<\/strong> women like them like men like those, [A7<\/em>]<\/strong> why don\u2019t [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> women like [G<\/em>]<\/strong> me?<\/span>
\n[C<\/em>]<\/strong> Take Lord Nelson with [G<\/em>]<\/strong> one limb, [A7<\/em>]<\/strong> Lady William Hamilton she fell for [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> him.<\/span>
\nWith [G<\/em>]<\/strong> one eye and one arm gone [E7<\/em>]<\/strong> west,<\/span>
\nShe [A7<\/em>]<\/strong> ran like the devil and she grabbed the [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> rest.<\/span>
\nNow if [G<\/em>]<\/strong> women like them like men like those,<\/span>
\n[A7<\/em>]<\/strong> why don\u2019t [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> women like [G<\/em>]<\/strong> me?<\/span><\/p>\n

Hey, [E7<\/em>]<\/strong> hey – why don\u2019t [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> women like [G<\/em>]<\/strong> me? [D7<\/em>]<\/strong> [G<\/em>]<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Now I [G] know I\u2019m not [E7] handsome, [A7] no good looks or wealth But the [D7] girls I chase say my plain face will [G] compromise their health. Now I [G] know fellows worse than [E7] me bow-[A7] legged and boss-eyed [A7] Walking out with lovely women clinging to … CLICK TO VIEW SONGWhy Don’t Women Like Me? – GF<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[117],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-live-piano"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23194"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23194\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}