{"id":22737,"date":"2025-05-25T21:07:48","date_gmt":"2025-05-25T21:07:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=22737"},"modified":"2025-09-17T18:54:27","modified_gmt":"2025-09-17T18:54:27","slug":"50-ways-to-carve-a-pumpkin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/50-ways-to-carve-a-pumpkin\/","title":{"rendered":"Fifty Ways to Carve a Pumpkin"},"content":{"rendered":"

INTRO: (muted: Fan-D-Du-uD–Fan-D-DU-uD-Slap) X3 <\/i> <\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

<\/i> [Em<\/em>]<\/strong>\/ [D6<\/em>]<\/strong>\/ [Am7<\/em>]<\/strong>\/ [B7<\/em>]<\/strong>\/ [Em<\/em>]<\/strong>\/ [Am7<\/em>]<\/strong>\/ [Em<\/em>]<\/strong>\/ [NC<\/em>]<\/strong>\/<\/p>\n

[Em<\/em>]<\/strong> “The jack-o-[D6<\/em>]<\/strong>lantern\u2019s in your [Cmaj7<\/em>]<\/strong> head”, she said to [B7<\/em>]<\/strong> me,
\n[Em<\/em>]<\/strong> “The carving is [D6<\/em>]<\/strong> easy if you [Am7<\/em>]<\/strong> simply let it [B7-2<\/em>]<\/strong> be.
\n[Em<\/em>]<\/strong> I’d like to [D6<\/em>]<\/strong> help you in your [Cmaj7<\/em>]<\/strong> pumpking-carving [B7<\/em>]<\/strong> spree.
\nThere must be, [Em<\/em>]<\/strong> fifty [Am<\/em>]<\/strong> ways to carve a [Em<\/em>]<\/strong> pumpkin.” [NC<\/em>]<\/strong><\/p>\n

[Em<\/em>]<\/strong> She said: “It’s [D6<\/em>]<\/strong> really not my [Cmaj7<\/em>]<\/strong> habit to in-[B7<\/em>]<\/strong>trude,
\nBut I [Em<\/em>]<\/strong> saw you staring [D6<\/em>]<\/strong> at that gourd and [Am7<\/em>]<\/strong> looking quite con-[B7-2<\/em>]<\/strong>fused,
\n[Em<\/em>]<\/strong> It\u2019s really [D6<\/em>]<\/strong> not so diffi- [Cmaj7<\/em>]<\/strong>cult you silly [B7<\/em>]<\/strong> dude.
\nThere must be, [Em<\/em>]<\/strong> fifty [Am<\/em>]<\/strong> ways to carve a [Em<\/em>]<\/strong> pumpkin, [NC<\/em>]<\/strong>
\n[Em<\/em>]<\/strong> Fifty [Am<\/em>]<\/strong> ways to carve a [Em<\/em>]<\/strong> pumpkin.”<\/p>\n

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Just chop off the [G<\/em>]<\/strong> lid, Cyd, scoop out the [Bb<\/em>]<\/strong> seeds, Reid,
\nYou don’t need a [C<\/em>]<\/strong> plan, Ann, just listen to [G<\/em>]<\/strong> me.
\nHack out the [G<\/em>]<\/strong> teeth, Keith, gouge out an [Bb<\/em>]<\/strong> eye, Guy,
\nToss in a [C<\/em>]<\/strong> light, Dwight, and set your art [G<\/em>]<\/strong> free.<\/p>\n

Ooh, chop off the [G<\/em>]<\/strong> lid, Cyd, scoop out the [Bb<\/em>]<\/strong> seeds, Reid,
\nYou don’t need a [C<\/em>]<\/strong> plan, Ann, just let yourself [G<\/em>]<\/strong> be.
\nHack out the [G<\/em>]<\/strong> teeth, Keith, gouge out an [Bb<\/em>]<\/strong> eye, Guy,
\nToss in a [C<\/em>]<\/strong> light, Dwight, and set your art [G<\/em>]<\/strong> free.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

[Em<\/em>]<\/strong> I said: “O- [D6<\/em>]<\/strong> kay, but I don\u2019t [Cmaj7<\/em>]<\/strong> know where to be- [B7<\/em>]<\/strong>gin.
\n[Em<\/em>]<\/strong> Should I [D6<\/em>]<\/strong> shape a nose, or [Am7<\/em>]<\/strong> make a goofy [B7-2<\/em>]<\/strong> grin?
\n[Em<\/em>]<\/strong> And do I [D6<\/em>]<\/strong> use a knife or a [Cmaj7<\/em>]<\/strong> piece of jagged [B7<\/em>]<\/strong> tin?
\nThere must be, [Em<\/em>]<\/strong> fifty [Am<\/em>]<\/strong> ways to carve a [Em<\/em>]<\/strong> pumpkin.” [NC<\/em>]<\/strong><\/p>\n

[Em<\/em>]<\/strong> She said: [D6<\/em>]<\/strong> Use a knife or [Cmaj7<\/em>]<\/strong> stab it with an [B7<\/em>]<\/strong> awl,
\nYou can [Em<\/em>]<\/strong> use a rusty [D6<\/em>]<\/strong> axe, a sword, [Am7<\/em>]<\/strong> or even a chain-[B7-2<\/em>]<\/strong>saw.
\n[Em<\/em>]<\/strong> It\u2019s not the [D6<\/em>]<\/strong> tool, you fool, don\u2019t [Cmaj7<\/em>]<\/strong> be so ration-[B7<\/em>]<\/strong>al,
\nThere must be, [Em<\/em>]<\/strong> fifty [Am<\/em>]<\/strong> ways to carve a [Em<\/em>]<\/strong> pumpkin, [NC<\/em>]<\/strong>
\n[Em<\/em>]<\/strong> Fifty [Am<\/em>]<\/strong> ways to carve a [Em<\/em>]<\/strong> pumpkin.”<\/p>\n

CHORUS<\/b><\/i><\/i><\/p>\n

OUTRO: (muted: Fan-D-Du-uD–Fan-D-DU-uD-Slap) X3 fading<\/p>\n

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