Sung to “My Favorite Things”<\/p>\n
{t:Spoof - My Favourite Things}\r\n{artist: Bill Horn}\r\n{key: G}\r\n<\/pre>\n {t:Spoof - My Favourite Things}\r\n{artist: Bill Horn}\r\n{key: G}\r\n\r\n{c: }\r\n[B] [D7] [B7] [F#m]\r\n[Em] Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,\r\n[C] Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,\r\n[Am] Bundles of [D7] magazines [G] tied up with [C] strings\r\n[G] These are a [C] few of my [F#m] favourite [B7] things\r\n{c: }\r\n[Em] Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,\r\n[C] Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,\r\n[Am] Pacemakers [D7] golf carts [G] and porches [C] with swings\r\n[G] These are a [C] few of my [F#m] favourite [B7] things\r\n{c: }\r\n[Em] When the pipes leak, \r\n[Am] When the [B] bones creak,\r\n[Em] When the knees go [C] bad\r\nI [C] simply [Am] remember my [G] favourite [C] things\r\nAnd [Am] then I don't [D7] feel so [G] bad\r\n{c: }\r\n[E] Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,\r\n[A] No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions\r\n[Am] Bathrobes and [D7] heating pads [G] and hot meals they [C] bring\r\n[G] These are a [C] few of my [F#m] favourite [B7] things\r\n{c: }\r\n[Em] Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',\r\n[C] Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',\r\n[Am] And we won't [D7] mention [G] our shrunken [C] frames\r\n[G] When we re-[C]member our [F#m] favourite [B7] things\r\n{c: }\r\n[Em] When the joints ache, \r\n[Am] When the [B] hips break,\r\n[Em] When the eyes grow [C] dim\r\nI [C] simply [Am] remember the [G] great life [C] I've had\r\nAnd [Am] then I don't [D7] feel so [G] bad<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Sung to “My Favorite Things” {t:Spoof – My Favourite Things} {artist: Bill Horn} {key: G} {t:Spoof – My Favourite Things} {artist: Bill Horn} {key: G} {c: } [B] [D7] [B7] [F#m] [Em] Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting, [C] Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, [Am] Bundles …