{"id":20431,"date":"2024-04-24T23:16:01","date_gmt":"2024-04-24T23:16:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=20431"},"modified":"2025-09-22T23:59:51","modified_gmt":"2025-09-22T23:59:51","slug":"o-little-bank-americard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/o-little-bank-americard\/","title":{"rendered":"O Little Bank Americard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">Oh, little Bank Americard<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">You bring me Christmas Cheer<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">Without your clout<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">I have no doubt<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">No gifts I&#8217;d give this year.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">Your credit line allows me<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">To run up bills quite large<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">And when I&#8217;m through<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">Exhausting you<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">I&#8217;ll use my Master Charge.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><i><b>(Same tune, sung in late February)<\/b><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">Oh, little Bank Americard<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">You bring me discontent<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">I calculate<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">Your int&#8217;rest rate<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">Is over twelve percent.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">Each month, your cry for payments<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">My letter-box bombards;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">I&#8217;m one more sap<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">Caught in your trap<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">Next year I&#8217;ll just send cards.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, little Bank Americard You bring me Christmas Cheer Without your clout I have no doubt No gifts I&#8217;d give this year. Your credit line allows me To run up bills quite large And when I&#8217;m through Exhausting you I&#8217;ll use my Master Charge. (Same tune, sung in late February) &hellip; <span class=\"more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/o-little-bank-americard\/\" class=\"more-link\">CLICK TO VIEW SONG<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">O Little Bank Americard<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20431\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}