There was a peaceful town called Rockridge.
\nThe people lived in harmony.
\nThey never had no kind of trouble.
\nThere was no hint of misery.<\/p>\n
The town saloon was always lively.
\nBut never nasty or obscene.
\nBehind the bar stood Amos Johnson
\nHe always kept things nice and clean.<\/p>\n
And all at once the trouble started
\nA pack of murders and thieves
\nLike swarms of locusts they descended
\nTheir aim to make the townsfolk flee.<\/p>\n
Now is a time of great decision.
\nAre we to stay or up and quit?
\nThere’s no avoiding this conclusion
\nOur town is turning into shit.<\/p>\n
If you’ve never seen this movie
\nYou really owe it to yourself
\nThis is a classic Mel Brooks movie
\nYou need to take it off the shelf.<\/p>\n
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There was a peaceful town called Rockridge. The people lived in harmony. They never had no kind of trouble. There was no hint of misery. The town saloon was always lively. But never nasty or obscene. Behind the bar stood Amos Johnson He always kept things nice and clean. And …