{"id":19707,"date":"2024-03-04T20:47:16","date_gmt":"2024-03-04T20:47:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=19707"},"modified":"2025-10-25T22:20:10","modified_gmt":"2025-10-25T22:20:10","slug":"bar-jokes-34-dumb-criminals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/bar-jokes-34-dumb-criminals\/","title":{"rendered":"~~ Bar Jokes 34 – Dumb Criminals"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Man accused of burglary blames zombies outside <\/a><\/h3>\n

April 24, 2017 | 7:18pm<\/span><\/p>\n

It was the return of the living dead \u2014 and dumb burglars. Officers said a Florida man blamed zombies for reportedly breaking into a home twice in one night. Patrick…<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Armed robbery suspect forgets to put on his mask <\/a><\/h3>\n

March 28, 2017 | 6:57pm<\/span><\/p>\n

D.C. police are searching for an armed robbery suspect who bolted from a convenience store with cash but forgot one thing: to pull his mask down before his face was…\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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This burglar got busted in the dumbest way possible <\/a><\/h3>\n

March 2, 2017 | 5:07pm<\/span><\/p>\n

A would-be burglar tried to break into a Queens bar early Thursday \u2014 and had to be rescued when he got stuck in an air vent shaft for several hours,…<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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This robber pulled out a gun and was met with a barrage of sex toys <\/a><\/h3>\n

December 16, 2016 | 1:27pm<\/span><\/p>\n

A robber didn\u2019t get what he expected after attempting to rob a sex store in San Bernardino, California. Workers behind the counter thought his gun was fake and angrily threw…\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n

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Man brings knife to a gunfight with the police <\/a><\/h3>\n

June 22, 2016 | 1:51pm<\/span><\/p>\n

Dramatic dashcam footage has surfaced from Seattle, where police responding to a domestic disturbance call found a man armed with a knife. When he advanced on the officers, he ended…\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Man accused of burglary blames zombies outside April 24, 2017 | 7:18pm It was the return of the living dead \u2014 and dumb burglars. Officers said a Florida man blamed zombies for reportedly breaking into a home twice in one night. Patrick… Armed robbery suspect forgets to put on his … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 34 – Dumb Criminals<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bar-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19707"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19707\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}