{"id":19705,"date":"2024-03-04T20:46:37","date_gmt":"2024-03-04T20:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=19705"},"modified":"2025-10-25T22:20:20","modified_gmt":"2025-10-25T22:20:20","slug":"bar-jokes-33-dumb-criminals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/bar-jokes-33-dumb-criminals\/","title":{"rendered":"~~ Bar Jokes 33 – Dumb Criminals"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Girl finds robbery suspect asleep in family minivan <\/a><\/h3>\n

October 10, 2017 | 7:10pm<\/span><\/p>\n

ATTLEBORO, Mass. \u2014 A Massachusetts man says his 7-year-old daughter on the way to school found a suspected robber asleep in the backseat of the family minivan. Attleboro resident Danny….\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Alleged robber leaves resum\u00e9 at the scene of the crime <\/a><\/h3>\n

August 15, 2017 | 1:37pm<\/span><\/p>\n

A bungling armed robber who hit a gambling den was easily caught by police because he left his resum\u00e9 behind at the scene. Dopey Umar Mirza, 26, decided to rob…\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Armed robbery suspect fell asleep at crime scene <\/a><\/h3>\n

August 6, 2017 | 4:44pm<\/span><\/p>\n

ABILENE, Texas \u2014 Police in West Texas say a robbery suspect is in custody after he was caught snoozing at the scene. An Abilene police statement says 20-year-old Kanyoni Sedekiya…\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Early-morning bank robber thwarted by locked doors <\/a><\/h3>\n

July 13, 2017 | 3:28pm<\/span><\/p>\n

WEST DES MOINES, Iowa \u2014 Sometimes the early bird doesn\u2019t get the worm. Police in Iowa are looking for a would-be bank robber who showed up to two West Des…\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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This criminal is really, really terrible at crime <\/a><\/h3>\n

June 30, 2017 | 2:55pm<\/span><\/p>\n

A fugitive was nabbed by giggling cops after he tried to hide under a bed \u2013 with his legs sticking out. Jan Sivak, 30, was wanted for failing to turn…\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Girl finds robbery suspect asleep in family minivan October 10, 2017 | 7:10pm ATTLEBORO, Mass. \u2014 A Massachusetts man says his 7-year-old daughter on the way to school found a suspected robber asleep in the backseat of the family minivan. Attleboro resident Danny….\u00a0 Alleged robber leaves resum\u00e9 at the scene … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 33 – Dumb Criminals<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bar-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}