{"id":19703,"date":"2024-03-04T20:46:02","date_gmt":"2024-03-04T20:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=19703"},"modified":"2025-10-25T22:20:25","modified_gmt":"2025-10-25T22:20:25","slug":"bar-jokes-32-dumb-criminals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/bar-jokes-32-dumb-criminals\/","title":{"rendered":"~~ Bar Jokes 32 – Dumb Criminals"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n
\n
\n
<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
\n
\n
\n

Police find suspected burglar sleeping inside home <\/a><\/h3>\n

March 27, 2018 | 2:40am<\/span><\/p>\n

NEW HAVEN, Conn. \u2014 Police say they caught a suspected burglar snoozing away inside a Connecticut home. Officers responded to the break-in around 7 a.m. Sunday in New Haven. The…\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

\n
\n
\n
\n

Dimwitted thieves too weak to kick down a door <\/a><\/h3>\n

February 1, 2018 | 11:29am<\/span><\/p>\n

Security cameras caught a break-in at a restaurant in Scotland that ended when the thieves realized that kicking down a door is much harder than it looks. The incident took…<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

\n
\n
\n
\n

Man arrested after trying to trade weed for sheriff’s SUV <\/a><\/h3>\n

December 21, 2017 | 1:14am<\/span><\/p>\n

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. \u2014 A Colorado man landed in jail after offering to trade illegal homegrown marijuana for an SUV listed on Craigslist \u2014 a vehicle that happened to be…\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

\n
\n
\n
\n

Man in hiding falls through ceiling, lands at the feet of police <\/a><\/h3>\n

December 6, 2017 | 1:02am<\/span><\/p>\n

SCRANTON, Pa. \u2014 Police say a Pennsylvania man hiding from police in the crawl space of his girlfriend\u2019s home fell through the ceiling directly in front of an officer. Police…\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

\n
\n
\n
\n

Knife-wielding thug tried to rob the wrong corner store <\/a><\/h3>\n

November 23, 2017 | 12:23pm<\/span><\/p>\n

A feisty shop assistant had a real-life \u201cCrocodile Dundee\u201d moment when she produced her own blade to scare off a knife-wielding robber. Fearless Lorraine McCalliskey, 36, turned the tables on…\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Police find suspected burglar sleeping inside home March 27, 2018 | 2:40am NEW HAVEN, Conn. \u2014 Police say they caught a suspected burglar snoozing away inside a Connecticut home. Officers responded to the break-in around 7 a.m. Sunday in New Haven. The…\u00a0 Dimwitted thieves too weak to kick down a … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 32 – Dumb Criminals<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bar-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19703\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}