{"id":19701,"date":"2024-03-04T20:45:20","date_gmt":"2024-03-04T20:45:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=19701"},"modified":"2025-10-25T22:20:36","modified_gmt":"2025-10-25T22:20:36","slug":"bar-jokes-31-dumb-criminals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/bar-jokes-31-dumb-criminals\/","title":{"rendered":"~~ Bar Jokes 31 – Dumb Criminals"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Dimwit falls through the ceiling while hiding from police <\/a><\/h3>\n

June 29, 2018 | 1:40pm<\/span><\/p>\n

A pair of alleged credit card thieves were apprehended in a convenience store in Alberta, Canada. When approached by the police, the female member of the duo tried to evade…\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Bank robbery suspect might be the dumbest crook ever <\/a><\/h3>\n

June 22, 2018 | 9:08am<\/span><\/p>\n

COLUMBUS, Ohio \u2014 Police say a quick-thinking bank teller in Ohio convinced a suspected robber to hand over his own license. Authorities say the man walked into a Huntington Bank with a note, and the teller said they needed his license to verify the request.\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Cops say man asked them to test his meth after ‘violent reaction’ <\/a><\/h3>\n

June 14, 2018 | 12:59pm<\/span><\/p>\n

A man who thought he was having a bad reaction to methamphetamine asked deputies in Florida to test the drug, saying he wanted to \u201cpress charges\u201d against his dealer, authorities…\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Alleged drug dealer leads customers to police with errant Snapchat post <\/a><\/h3>\n

June 14, 2018 | 11:18am<\/span><\/p>\n

MORGANFIELD, Ky.\u2014 A suspected Kentucky drug dealer likely tanked his reviews after police say a wrong phone number posted on Snapchat led clients straight to police. The Gleaner cites a…\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Bank robber busted while counting cash outside: FBI <\/a><\/h3>\n

May 25, 2018 | 11:09am<\/span><\/p>\n

A robbery suspect who couldn\u2019t wait to tally up his ill-gotten proceeds was arrested this week outside a bank in Alaska, moments after giving a teller a note with his…\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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