{"id":19699,"date":"2024-03-04T20:44:48","date_gmt":"2024-03-04T20:44:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=19699"},"modified":"2025-10-25T22:20:49","modified_gmt":"2025-10-25T22:20:49","slug":"bar-jokes-30-dumb-criminals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/bar-jokes-30-dumb-criminals\/","title":{"rendered":"~~ Bar Jokes 30 – Dumb Criminals"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles <\/a><\/h3>\n

May 22, 2019 | 7:09pm<\/span><\/p>\n

A bungling felon from Washington state made a series of blunders when he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon \u2014 all while storing drugs and gun in his pants..<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Dumb yet eco-friendly crook wears reusable bag to rob gas station <\/a><\/h3>\n

April 25, 2019 | 8:00am<\/span><\/p>\n

Surveillance video from Queensland, Australia, shows a man robbing a service station with a knife while wearing a reusable grocery bag with the grocery store logo over his head. \u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Footprints in snow led police from stolen car right to suspect <\/a><\/h3>\n

March 5, 2019 | 2:19am<\/span><\/p>\n

HACKENSACK, N.J. \u2014 Police in New Jersey say footprints in the snow led them from a crashed stolen car to the man suspected of stealing the car. Hackensack Police Capt….<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Thief hilariously gets stuck hanging upside twice in the same night <\/a><\/h3>\n

December 21, 2018 | 6:55am<\/span><\/p>\n

Security cameras captured the moment when a would-be thief\u2019s foot got caught on a fence and he was left dangling upside down for several hours. Amazingly, after getting free, the man tried to rob another house, and again got caught.\u00a0 This time he was unable to free himself.\u00a0 Police\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Teens arrested for robbing the same house twice in 1 day <\/a><\/h3>\n

August 10, 2018 | 1:34am<\/span><\/p>\n

WOODSTOCK, Ga. \u2014 Authorities say two teens have been arrested after robbing a Georgia home twice in one day. Citing a Cherokee County Sheriff\u2019s Office release, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports…\u00a0 He stole an entertainment system, and went back later for the cords.\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles May 22, 2019 | 7:09pm A bungling felon from Washington state made a series of blunders when he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon \u2014 all while storing drugs and gun in his pants.. … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 30 – Dumb Criminals<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bar-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19699\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}