{"id":19697,"date":"2024-03-04T20:43:57","date_gmt":"2024-03-04T20:43:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=19697"},"modified":"2025-10-25T22:21:02","modified_gmt":"2025-10-25T22:21:02","slug":"bar-jokes-29-dumb-criminals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/bar-jokes-29-dumb-criminals\/","title":{"rendered":"~~ Bar Jokes 29 – Dumb Criminals"},"content":{"rendered":"
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South Korean man stages bank robbery to get medical treatment in jail <\/a><\/h3>\n

July 8, 2019 | 1:45am<\/span><\/p>\n

A South Korean man walked into a bank with a toy knife and \u201cpolitely\u201d asked for the police to be called, hoping he would be sent to prison.\u00a0 He got his wish.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Tennessee inmate escapes jail for 7 hours \u2014 then comes back <\/a><\/h3>\n

July 5, 2019 | 4:27pm<\/span><\/p>\n

He got a taste of freedom \u2014 and gave it back. An inmate escaped from a Tennessee prison on Thursday night, then simply returned to the jail hours later, officials…<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Man arrested after firing gun in the Bronx to impress girlfriend <\/a><\/h3>\n

July 2, 2019 | 6:47pm<\/span><\/p>\n

A man was busted by cops in the Bronx after firing bullets into the air to impress his girlfriend, sources said Tuesday. Raul Agosto, 38, was filming himself for his Instagram post.\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Man nearly severs his own finger while stabbing victim in back repeatedly <\/a><\/h3>\n

June 18, 2019 | 7:47pm<\/span><\/p>\n

Shocking video shows a man lunging at another guy with a knife during a fight in the Bronx Tuesday, stabbing him repeatedly in the back \u2014 and nearly severing his finger.\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Bronx man wanted by NYPD discovered locked in trunk of car <\/a><\/h3>\n

May 30, 2019 | 11:59pm<\/span><\/p>\n

A Bronx man wanted by the NYPD was arrested in Pennsylvania on Wednesday after he was found locked in the trunk of a car, a report said. Leon Cyheime Parks,…\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

South Korean man stages bank robbery to get medical treatment in jail July 8, 2019 | 1:45am A South Korean man walked into a bank with a toy knife and \u201cpolitely\u201d asked for the police to be called, hoping he would be sent to prison.\u00a0 He got his wish. Tennessee … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 29 – Dumb Criminals<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bar-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}