{"id":19695,"date":"2024-03-04T20:43:08","date_gmt":"2024-03-04T20:43:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=19695"},"modified":"2025-10-25T22:21:11","modified_gmt":"2025-10-25T22:21:11","slug":"bar-jokes-28-dumb-criminals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/bar-jokes-28-dumb-criminals\/","title":{"rendered":"~~ Bar Jokes 28 – Dumb Criminals"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Caught yellow-handed: Cops cuff man for peeing on cop car in Florida <\/a><\/h3>\n

February 15, 2020 | 12:12am<\/span><\/p>\n

A Michigan man was caught by cops as he allegedly urinated on a police car in Florida \u2014 and officers apparently threw the cuffs on him even before he finished,…<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Bumbling thief loses his pants <\/a><\/h3>\n

December 13, 2019 | 1:19pm<\/span><\/p>\n

This guy should\u2019ve stolen a belt. A home security camera caught a bungling thief losing his pants while swiping a package off a doorstep in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Watch the…<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Bank robber slipped teller his name and address on hold-up note <\/a><\/h3>\n

August 2, 2019 | 11:13am<\/span><\/p>\n

He\u2019s a few dollars short of a paycheck. A knucklehead Ohio bank robber slipped a teller a hold-up note \u2014 with his name and address scrawled on it, officials said….<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Drunk driver busted when cops find gas pump nozzle attached to Range Rover <\/a><\/h3>\n

July 31, 2019 | 3:52pm<\/span><\/p>\n

What a Masshole! A woman was busted in Massachusetts for drunk driving after cops found her driving with a gas pump nozzle attached to her Range Rover, police said Wednesday….\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Woman posts about her own wanted photo: ‘That picture ugly’ <\/a><\/h3>\n

July 12, 2019 | 12:50am<\/span><\/p>\n

A Louisiana woman wanted for second-degree murder was apparently unhappy with the photo officials used on social media to help bring her into custody \u2013 and she decided to vent….<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Caught yellow-handed: Cops cuff man for peeing on cop car in Florida February 15, 2020 | 12:12am A Michigan man was caught by cops as he allegedly urinated on a police car in Florida \u2014 and officers apparently threw the cuffs on him even before he finished,… Bumbling thief loses … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 28 – Dumb Criminals<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bar-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19695"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19695\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}