{"id":19693,"date":"2024-03-04T20:42:21","date_gmt":"2024-03-04T20:42:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=19693"},"modified":"2025-10-25T22:21:19","modified_gmt":"2025-10-25T22:21:19","slug":"bar-jokes-27-dumb-criminals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/bar-jokes-27-dumb-criminals\/","title":{"rendered":"~~ Bar Jokes 27 – Dumb Criminals"},"content":{"rendered":"
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‘Thief’ caught after trying to rob same bank two days in a row: cops <\/a><\/h3>\n

October 7, 2021 | 7:36pm<\/span><\/p>\n

They say criminals always return to the scene of the crime \u2013 but a bumbling California bank robber didn\u2019t even wait a day before he came back to the branch…<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Shocked woman wakes up to find napping burglar in her guest bedroom <\/a><\/h3>\n

September 15, 2021 | 9:37am<\/span><\/p>\n

The thief also reportedly took a dip in the home’s pool, ate her family’s leftover chicken dinner from the night before \u2014 and swiped a pair of her son’s underwear.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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NJ teens caught dumping murder victim in Pa. woods after leaving hazard lights on <\/a><\/h3>\n

June 18, 2021 | 12:32am<\/span><\/p>\n

Anthony and Joshua Gamble were arrested in the early hours of June 17, 2021 after a State Trooper discovered the brothers disposing of a dead body after pulling over to…\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Brainless crooks busted for kidnapping next to NYPD training center <\/a><\/h3>\n

May 27, 2021 | 3:46pm<\/span><\/p>\n

Hardly smooth criminals. Six people allegedly tried to hold a victim for ransom just mere feet away from an NYPD training facility. The would-be kidnappers were soon apprehended.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Fugitive busted after venturing out of hiding to buy ‘Call of Duty’ <\/a><\/h3>\n

March 8, 2021 | 11:55am<\/span><\/p>\n

He escaped from jail and was living life on the lam \u2014 until \u201cDuty\u201d called. Clint Butler, a 36-year-old British man, had eluded police for months after escaping from jail…<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

‘Thief’ caught after trying to rob same bank two days in a row: cops October 7, 2021 | 7:36pm They say criminals always return to the scene of the crime \u2013 but a bumbling California bank robber didn\u2019t even wait a day before he came back to the branch… Shocked … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 27 – Dumb Criminals<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bar-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19693"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19693\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}