Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. \u2014Will Ferrell
\nRD Issue: June 2021
\nRELATED: Hilarious Marriage Memes Every Married Couple Can Relate To<\/p>\n
At the bank where I am a teller, a couple with three large dogs in their minivan pulled up to my drive-in window. When the man handed me his deposit slip, the dogs began to climb over him. Pushing them aside, he looked at me sheepishly. \u201cThey think we\u2019re at McDonald\u2019s,\u201d he said. \u2014Lissa Snyder
\nRD Issue: February 1997<\/p>\n
We took our granddaughter out to lunch. After we got back, a package was delivered with postage due. Neither of us had any money, but our granddaugter took out a $5 bill.\u00a0 Surprised, Cynthia asked how she came to have that much money.
\n\u201cWell,\u201d she said, \u201cGrandpa was awfully careless with his money and left this on the table, so I just picked it up.\u201d
\n\u2014D. Elton Trueblood
\nRD Issue:\u00a0January 1950
\nRELATED: 100 Short Jokes for Kids That Are Easy to Remember<\/p>\n
My brother described a situation at his town, where they ran out of whiskey:\u00a0 He said he lived for days on nothing but food and water. \u2014PM newspaper Matching wedding bandwidths Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. \u2014Will Ferrell RD Issue: June 2021 RELATED: Hilarious Marriage Memes Every Married Couple Can Relate To Doggone! At the bank where I am a teller, …
\nRD Issue: November 1941<\/p>\nKept Ringing<\/h3>\n<\/header>\n
\nI called the tinnitus hotline, but it just kept ringing … \u2014Submitted by E.M. via rd.com<\/em><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"