{"id":19649,"date":"2024-03-04T18:39:23","date_gmt":"2024-03-04T18:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=19649"},"modified":"2025-10-25T22:17:04","modified_gmt":"2025-10-25T22:17:04","slug":"bar-jokes-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/bar-jokes-17\/","title":{"rendered":"~~ Bar Jokes 17 &#8211; RD"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>Holy cow!<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, \u201cHave you heard about the mad cow disease that\u2019s going around?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYeah,\u201d the other cow says. \u201cMakes me glad I\u2019m a penguin.\u201d<br \/>\nRD Issue: October 2003<\/p>\n<h2><strong>Where there\u2019s smoke<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>\u201cOnce, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn\u2019t have a fireplace.\u201d \u2014Victor Borge<br \/>\nRD Issue: January 1950<\/p>\n<h2><strong>Identity crisis<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>\u201cYour mother has been with us for 20 years,\u201d said John. \u201cIsn\u2019t it time she got a place of her own?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cMy mother?\u201d replied Helen. \u201cI thought she was your mother.\u201d<br \/>\n\u2014Joseph Lozanoff<br \/>\nRD Issue: December 1987<\/p>\n<h2>Aarrrrgh!<\/h2>\n<p>Why don\u2019t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?<br \/>\nThey just wash up on shore.<br \/>\nRD Issue: September 2019<\/p>\n<h2>A taxing situation<\/h2>\n<p>According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:<br \/>\n1. What was your income for the year?<br \/>\n2. What were your expenses?<br \/>\n3. How much have you left?<br \/>\n4. Send it in.<br \/>\n\u2014The Link<br \/>\nRD Issue: March 1945<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy cow! A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, \u201cHave you heard about the mad cow disease that\u2019s going around?\u201d \u201cYeah,\u201d the other cow says. \u201cMakes me glad I\u2019m a penguin.\u201d RD Issue: October 2003 Where there\u2019s smoke \u201cOnce, my father came home and found me &hellip; <span class=\"more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/bar-jokes-17\/\" class=\"more-link\">CLICK TO VIEW SONG<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">~~ Bar Jokes 17 &#8211; RD<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bar-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}