OH, HOW I HATE TO
\nGET UP IN THE MORNING 1918
\nI\u2019VE BEEN A SOLDIER QUITE A WHILE
\nAND I WOULD LIKE TO STATE,
\nTHE LIFE IS SIMPLY WONDERFUL,
\nTHE ARMY FOOD IS GREAT.
\nI SLEEP WITH NINETY-SEVEN OTHERS
\nIN A WOODEN HUT.
\nI LOVE THEM ALL. THEY ALL LOVE ME.
\nIT\u2019S VERY LOVELY, BUT \u2014
\nCHORUS
\nOH, HOW I HATE TO GET UP
\nIN THE MORNING.
\nOH, HOW I\u2019D LOVE TO REMAIN IN BED.
\nFOR THE HARDEST BLOW OF ALL
\nIS TO HEAR THE BUGLER CALL,
\n\u201cYA GOTTA GET UP, YA GOTTA GET UP,
\nYA GOTTA GET UP THIS MORNING.\u201d
\nSOMEDAY I\u2019M GOING TO
\nMURDER THE BUGLER;
\nSOMEDAY THEY\u2019RE GOING
\nTO FIND HIM DEAD.
\nI\u2019LL AMPUTATE HIS REVILLE,
\nAND STEP UPON IT HEAVILY,
\nAND SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN BED.
\nREPEAT CHORUS
\nSOMEDAY I\u2019M GOING TO
\nMURDER THE BUGLER;
\nSOMEDAY THEY\u2019RE GOING
\nTO FIND HIM DEAD.
\nAND THEN I\u2019LL GET THE DIRTY PUP,
\nTHE GUY WHO WAKES THE BUGLER UP,
\nAND SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN BED.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
OH, HOW I HATE TO GET UP IN THE MORNING 1918 I\u2019VE BEEN A SOLDIER QUITE A WHILE AND I WOULD LIKE TO STATE, THE LIFE IS SIMPLY WONDERFUL, THE ARMY FOOD IS GREAT. I SLEEP WITH NINETY-SEVEN OTHERS IN A WOODEN HUT. I LOVE THEM ALL. THEY ALL LOVE …