{"id":17789,"date":"2023-10-06T03:32:25","date_gmt":"2023-10-06T03:32:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=17789"},"modified":"2025-11-21T06:12:23","modified_gmt":"2025-11-21T06:12:23","slug":"wholly-guacamole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wholly-guacamole\/","title":{"rendered":"Wholly Guacamole"},"content":{"rendered":"
FROM BILL<\/span><\/div>\n
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9 + E 7 D 7 A E 7<\/span>
\nToast A my tortilla. D7 Baby, you can scorch my A corn.<\/span>
\nToast D7 my tortilla, Honey. Baby, you can scorch my A corn.<\/span>
\nE Holy Guacamole! D7 Make me know why I was A born.<\/span>
\nBe my A Margarita, Darlin’! D7 Love that salt around your A rim.<\/span>
\nBe my D7 Margarita, Honey! Love that salt around your A rim.<\/span>
\nE Tequila my agave, Baby! D7 Make my lights go A dim<\/span>
\n(e\u00a0 you prey bahy when you co that a prough<\/span>
\nm y s o u l<\/span>
\nWith your D7chilies and cilantro, heart burn’s bound to<\/span>
\ntake it’s toll<\/span>
\nMy B7 Carne’s too Asada to go E back to Rock n Roll<\/span>
\nCome and A pico my de gallo. Be my D7 chili pepper, so A hot!<\/span>
\nCome and D7 pico my de gallo. Be my chili pepper, oh so A hot!<\/span>
\nE Jalapeno my relleno, Baby,<\/span>
\nD7 Season it with everything you’ve A got<\/span>
\nR E P E AT CHORUS<\/span>
\nFrijole A Senorita, Baby, D7 Toot toot all night A long.<\/span>
\nFrijole D7 Senorita. Hey Hey, D7 Toot toot all night A long.<\/span>
\nYou’re my E pinto packin’ Mama,<\/span>
\nD7 Reason why I gotta sing this A song<\/span>
\nINSTRUMENTAL CHORUS<\/span>
\nR E P E AT FIRST VERSE<\/span><\/div>\n
FROM ANOTHER SOURCE<\/span><\/div>\n
[Verse 1]<\/span>
\nHoly guacamole<\/span>
\nHoly guacamole<\/span>
\nI just got hit by a car<\/span>
\nAnd you’re the one who swept me off my feet<\/span>
\nPushed me in the street<\/span>
\nLeft me in a coma<\/span>[Verse 2]<\/span>
\nGuacamole me<\/span>
\nGuacamole you<\/span>
\nI just got busted for drugs<\/span>
\nAnd you’re the one who sold me to the fed<\/span>
\nLeaving me for dead<\/span>
\nPlayed me for a fool<\/span>[Verse 3]<\/span>
\nMaking guacamole<\/span>
\nMix it in the bowl-y<\/span>
\nI just got mauled by a bear<\/span>
\nAnd you’re the one who covered me with honey<\/span>
\nThought it was so funny<\/span>
\nHow could you be so cruel?<\/span>Take it<\/span><\/div>\n
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