{"id":17286,"date":"2023-09-04T20:45:22","date_gmt":"2023-09-04T20:45:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=17286"},"modified":"2023-09-04T20:45:22","modified_gmt":"2023-09-04T20:45:22","slug":"the-billboard-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/the-billboard-song\/","title":{"rendered":"The Billboard Song"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The Billboard Song<\/a><\/h2>\n

February 13, 2010 by haefsongs<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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00938.0100 The Billboard Song
\nWritten By Cohen and Green
\nPerformed By Homer and Jethro
\nJohn Haefner Lyrics and Chords<\/a><\/p>\n

As I was walking down the street one dark and gloomy day
\nI came upon a billboard and much to my dismay
\nThe sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before
\nThe wind and rain had done it\u2019s work and this it what I saw<\/p>\n

\/ C \u2013 \u2013 G7 \/ \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 C \/ \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 F \/ \u2013 C G7 C \/<\/p>\n

Smoke Coca-Cola Cigarettes, chew Wrigley\u2019s Spearmint beer
\nKen-L Ration dog food keeps your wife\u2019s complexion clear
\nSimonize your baby with a Hershey\u2019s candy bar
\nAnd Texaco\u2019s the beauty cream that\u2019s used by all the stars<\/p>\n

So take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire
\nLearn to play piano in your winter underwear
\nDoctors say that babies should smoke until they\u2019re three
\nAnd people over 65 should bathe in Lipton Tea<\/p>\n

In flow-thru tea bags<\/p>\n

\/ C C6 C C7 \/<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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