{"id":17268,"date":"2023-09-04T20:23:58","date_gmt":"2023-09-04T20:23:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=17268"},"modified":"2025-11-21T06:03:21","modified_gmt":"2025-11-21T06:03:21","slug":"ballad-of-davey-crewcut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/ballad-of-davey-crewcut\/","title":{"rendered":"Davey Crewcut… Ballad of"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Ballad Of Davey\u00a0Crewcut<\/h2>\n

March 31, 2010 by haefsongs<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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01069.0200 Ballad Of Davey Crewcut
\nWords and music, parody version: Homer Haynes and Jethro Burns
\nBernard Haefner lyrics and chords<\/a>
\nHaefner Songbook lyrics and chords<\/a> (much more legible)
\nHomer and Jethro performance<\/a><\/p>\n

Borned in a taxicab in Tennessee
\nSlowest cab that you ever did see
\nWarmed up his bottle and took him a hip
\nHe didn\u2019t even leave the driver a tip<\/p>\n

Davey, Davey Crewcut, the cat with the coonskin cap.<\/p>\n

He was the cleanest baby that you ever saw
\nWhe he sucked his thumb he used a straw
\nHe liked girls instead of toys
\nHe like \u2018em ever since he found they weren\u2019t boys<\/p>\n

Davey, Davey Crewcut, the cat with the coonskin cap<\/p>\n

Davey was so lazy that he wouldn\u2019t raise his thumb
\nHe used a bicycle pump to blow up is bubble gum
\nBecame a politician in Washington, d.C.
\nHe took him a bribe when he was only three<\/p>\n

Davey, Davey Crewcut, the cat with the coonskin cap.<\/p>\n

Well, he entered a contest in Tennesse
\nAnd Mr. America he thought he\u2019d be
\nThe judge looked him over and said who\u2019s this drip
\nAnd Davey nearly lost his citizenship.
\nDavey, Davey Crewcut, the cat with the coonskin cap.<\/p>\n

Well, he went a-bar hunting all alone
\nHe grinned but the bar bit him clean to the bone
\nDavey got the lockjaw and had to go to bed
\nHe sneezed and blew off the top of his head
\nDavey, Davey Crewcut, the cat with the coonskin cap,
\nHe had the only crewcut coonskin cap in town.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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