{"id":15766,"date":"2023-05-14T01:48:18","date_gmt":"2023-05-14T01:48:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=15766"},"modified":"2025-10-25T22:17:26","modified_gmt":"2025-10-25T22:17:26","slug":"bar-jokes-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/bar-jokes-15\/","title":{"rendered":"~~ Bar Jokes 15"},"content":{"rendered":"
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    1. I took the Light Rail a few days ago.\u00a0 I was sitting near a man with a one year old on his lap.\u00a0 The kid was screaming.
      \nI said\u00a0 “He’s really spoiled, isn’t he?”
      \nThe guy said\u00a0 “No, he always smells this way<\/span>.”<\/span><\/li>\n
    2. Bacon and Eggs walked into Cahoots.\u00a0 Jesse said\u00a0 “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”<\/span><\/li>\n
    3. Before I was an adult, I never understood “Do what I say, not what I do.”<\/span><\/li>\n
    4. I called the ER and said “Doctor.\u00a0 My wife is having a baby.\u00a0 The contractions are coming really fast.”\u00a0 The doctor asked Is this her first child.”\u00a0\u00a0 I said. “No, this is her husband.”<\/span><\/li>\n
    5. I was talking with a really beligerant man a few years ago, and he said “I screwed your mother.”\u00a0 I answered. “Just take your medication, Dad.”<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      I took the Light Rail a few days ago.\u00a0 I was sitting near a man with a one year old on his lap.\u00a0 The kid was screaming. I said\u00a0 “He’s really spoiled, isn’t he?” The guy said\u00a0 “No, he always smells this way.” Bacon and Eggs walked into Cahoots.\u00a0 Jesse … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 15<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bar-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15766"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15766\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}