{"id":15724,"date":"2023-05-06T19:19:37","date_gmt":"2023-05-06T19:19:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=15724"},"modified":"2025-10-25T22:17:41","modified_gmt":"2025-10-25T22:17:41","slug":"bar-jokes-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/bar-jokes-13\/","title":{"rendered":"~~ Bar Jokes 13"},"content":{"rendered":"

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  1. When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, \u201cClose enough.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I\u2019ve ever done.<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. \u201cYour call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo”.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n
  5. Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?<\/span><\/li>\n
  6. I hate it when I can\u2019t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech support guy is asleep. He\u2019s 5 and it\u2019s past his bedtime.<\/span><\/li>\n
  7. Today\u2019s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. When I was 3, I ate mud.<\/span><\/li>\n
  8. Tip for a successful marriage: Don\u2019t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she\u2019s mowing the lawn.<\/span><\/li>\n
  9. So, you drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?<\/span><\/li>\n
  10. Old age is coming at a really bad time.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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