{"id":15699,"date":"2023-05-06T15:42:56","date_gmt":"2023-05-06T15:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=15699"},"modified":"2025-10-25T22:17:55","modified_gmt":"2025-10-25T22:17:55","slug":"bar-jokes-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/bar-jokes-11\/","title":{"rendered":"~~ Bar Jokes 11"},"content":{"rendered":"

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    1. If you can\u2019t think of a word, say, \u201cI forgot the English word for it.\u201d That way people will think you\u2019re bilingual instead of getting old.<\/span><\/li>\n
    2. I\u2019m at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.<\/span><\/li>\n
    3. My goal for 2021 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go.<\/span><\/li>\n
    4. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.<\/span><\/li>\n
    5. Kids today don\u2019t know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.<\/span><\/li>\n
    6. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.<\/span><\/li>\n
    7. Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.<\/span><\/li>\n
    8. When I was a kid I wanted to be older . . but this is not what I expected.<\/span><\/li>\n
    9. Life is like a helicopter. I don\u2019t know how to operate a helicopter.<\/span><\/li>\n
    10. If 2022 was a math word-problem: If you\u2019re going down a river at 2 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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