{"id":15693,"date":"2023-05-06T15:36:40","date_gmt":"2023-05-06T15:36:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=15693"},"modified":"2025-10-25T22:18:21","modified_gmt":"2025-10-25T22:18:21","slug":"bar-jokes-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/bar-jokes-8\/","title":{"rendered":"~~ Bar Jokes 08"},"content":{"rendered":"

RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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  1. A sandwich walks into Cahoots.<\/span>
    \nJesse says, \u201cSorry sir, we don\u2019t serve food here.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, \u201cI\u2019ll have an H2O please\u201d<\/span>
    \nThe second scientist says, \u201cI\u2019ll have an H2O too.\u201d The second scientist died.<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. A man is struggling to find a parking space. \u201cLord,\u201d he prays. \u201cI can\u2019t stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I\u2019ll give up the drink and go to mass every Sunday.\u201dSuddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man says: \u201cNever mind, I found one!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?<\/span>
    \nA nervous wreck.<\/span><\/li>\n
  5. A man tells his doctor, \u201cDoc, help me. I\u2019m addicted to Twitter!\u201d<\/span>
    \nThe doctor replies, \u201cSorry, I don\u2019t follow you \u2026\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  6. What did Hobs exclaim when he received a comb for a present?<\/span>
    \n“Thanks\u2014 I\u2019ll never part with it!”<\/span><\/li>\n
  7. What did one hat say to the other?<\/span>
    \nYou wait here. I\u2019ll go on a head.<\/span><\/li>\n
  8. Two peanuts walked into a bar patronized by a rough crowd, and one was assaulted.<\/span><\/li>\n
  9. The last man on earth walks into a bar, and says \u201cDrink, I\u2019d like another bartender.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  10. A skeleton walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and says, \u201cI\u2019ll have a beer and a mop.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE A sandwich walks into Cahoots. Jesse says, \u201cSorry sir, we don\u2019t serve food here.\u201d Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, \u201cI\u2019ll have an H2O please\u201d The second scientist says, \u201cI\u2019ll have an H2O too.\u201d The second scientist died. A man is struggling … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 08<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bar-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15693"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15693\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}