{"id":15691,"date":"2023-05-06T15:35:39","date_gmt":"2023-05-06T15:35:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=15691"},"modified":"2025-10-25T22:18:30","modified_gmt":"2025-10-25T22:18:30","slug":"bar-jokes-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/bar-jokes-7\/","title":{"rendered":"~~ Bar Jokes 07"},"content":{"rendered":"

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  1. What do you call a boomerang that doesn\u2019t come back?<\/span>
    \nA stick!<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?<\/span>
    \nEnvelope.<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. Did you hear about the kidnapping at Maryland Elementary School?<\/span>
    \nIt\u2019s okay. He woke up.<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?<\/span>
    \nBecause Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.<\/span><\/li>\n
  5. So a five-dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says, \u201cHey. You can\u2019t come in here. This is a singles bar.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  6. E-flat walks into a bar. Jesse says, \u201cSorry, we don\u2019t serve minors.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  7. Two jumper cables walk into Cahoots. One of them says \u201cWe\u2019d like a couple of beers, please.\u201d<\/span>
    \nJesse says \u201cOkay, but don\u2019t start anything.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  8. Cynthia and I were at a Marriage Counselor: He said \u201cYour wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?\u201d I replied that never knew she sold flowers.<\/span><\/li>\n
  9. Why did the Mary Lou bring a ladder to Cahoots? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.<\/span><\/li>\n
  10. A penguin walks into a bar.<\/span>
    \nJesse asks, \u201cSo what would you like to drink?\u201d<\/span>
    \nThe penguin doesn\u2019t answer because penguins can\u2019t talk.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE What do you call a boomerang that doesn\u2019t come back? A stick! What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Envelope. Did you hear about the kidnapping at Maryland Elementary School? It\u2019s okay. He woke up. Why does … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 07<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bar-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15691"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15691\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}