{"id":15689,"date":"2023-05-06T15:33:42","date_gmt":"2023-05-06T15:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=15689"},"modified":"2025-10-25T22:18:37","modified_gmt":"2025-10-25T22:18:37","slug":"bar-jokes-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/bar-jokes-6\/","title":{"rendered":"~~ Bar Jokes 06"},"content":{"rendered":"

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  1. I have always been a disappointment. When I was five years old, I looked down at the crayons I was colouring with and sighed: When I was two, this was not what I saw myself doing at five.<\/span><\/li>\n
  2. I called the doctor\u2019s office yesterday, and the recording said \u201cIf you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
  3. Cynthia was in the emergency room when a young male nurse came in to ask routine medical questions.Nurse: Have you ever had a hysterectomy?<\/span>
    \nCynthia: Yes.<\/span>
    \nNurse: When?<\/span>
    \nCynthia: 2011.<\/span>
    \nNurse: Do you think you could be pregnant?<\/span>
    \nCynthia: Do you think this is the right career for you?<\/span><\/li>\n
  4. Why don\u2019t cannibals eat clowns?<\/span>
    \nThey taste funny.<\/span><\/li>\n
  5. What\u2019s orange and sounds like a carrot?<\/span>
    \nA parrot.<\/span><\/li>\n
  6. Last night, Jasmmine ate our entire Scrabble set<\/span>
    \nThis morning, she keeps leaving little messages around the house.<\/span><\/li>\n
  7. What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?<\/span>
    \nAny dog, because buildings can\u2019t jump.<\/span><\/li>\n
  8. How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?<\/span>
    \nOnce. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.<\/span><\/li>\n
  9. Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game?<\/span>
    \nAll of the fans left.<\/span><\/li>\n
  10. Where do you find a cow with no legs?<\/span>
    \nRight where you left it.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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