{"id":15655,"date":"2023-04-30T21:56:05","date_gmt":"2023-04-30T21:56:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=15655"},"modified":"2026-04-16T16:11:07","modified_gmt":"2026-04-16T16:11:07","slug":"shes-got-a-penis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/shes-got-a-penis\/","title":{"rendered":"What She’s Got – Style and Grace"},"content":{"rendered":"

YouTube Video<\/a> – YouTube<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

I [C] met this girl.\u00a0 [D] She’s just great.\u00a0 <\/span>This [F] girl I just [C] adore.\u00a0 \u00a0The [D] problem is [C] she has much more [D] than I had bargained [G] for.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

She’s got that [C] style.\u00a0 She’s got that [B] smile.<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0She’s got the [Bb] walk.\u00a0 She’s got the [A] talk.\u00a0 \u00a0She’s got that [Dm] zing.\u00a0 There’s just one [F] thing,\u00a0 \u00a0She’s got a penis.\u00a0 [ C – Bb – Ab – G ]
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She’s got that [C] flair.\u00a0 [B] Knows what to wear.\u00a0 \u00a0She’s got that [Bb] face.\u00a0 That girl is [A] great.\u00a0 \u00a0She’s got [Dm] pazazz.\u00a0 It’s just too [G] bad,\u00a0 \u00a0She’s got a penis.\u00a0 [ C – Bb – Ab – G ]<\/span><\/p>\n

{ CHORUS } – – –\u00a0<\/span>Now, [Dm7] nobody’s perfect, I must admit.<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0[C] Say, how many times do the pieces all fit?\u00a0\u00a0<\/span> [D7] She’s got it going than more other dolls,<\/span> [G] Oops, I forgot about the balls<\/span><\/p>\n

[Verse 2] – – –\u00a0<\/span>But she’s so [C] hip, this babe’s a [B] trip.<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0She’s [Bb] \u201cdistange”, she\u2019s got [A] \u201ccashae\u201d<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0She\u2019s [Dm] quite a dame, ain\u2019t that a [G] shame,<\/span>\u00a0 a [Bb] crime that\u2019s [A] Anus.<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0[Dm] Those lips, those [B] eyes, then [Em] big [A] surprise, that [C] penis<\/span><\/p>\n

Now there’s [Dm] aways some failure, always some flaw.<\/span>\u00a0 \u00a0[C] Ain’t that what they call Murphy’s Law?\u00a0 [D7] But male genitalia, that’s where I draw the line,\u00a0 [G] Besides, her’s is bigger than mine.<\/span><\/p>\n

My life’s a mess, cause under that dress,\u00a0 She’s got a P-E-N-I-S.<\/span><\/p>\n

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<span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>{ CHORUS }<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nAdded: <\/span><span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>Now, [Dm7] nobody’s perfect, I must admit<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nAdded: <\/span><span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>[C] Say how many times do all the pieces fit<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nAdded: <\/span><span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>[D7] She’s got it going than more other dolls,<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nAdded: <\/span><span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>[G] Oops, I forgot about the balls<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nAdded: <\/span><span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>[Verse 2]<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nAdded: <\/span><span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>But she’s so [C] hip, this babe’s a [B] trip<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nAdded: <\/span><span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>She’s [Bb] \u201cdistange”, she\u2019s got [A] \u201ccashae\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nAdded: <\/span><span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>She\u2019s [Dm] quite a dame, ain\u2019t that a [G] shame,<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nAdded: <\/span><span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>a [Bb] crime that\u2019s [A] Anus<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nAdded: <\/span><span style=”font-size: 18pt; font-weight:900;”>[Dm] Those lips, those [B] eyes, then [Em] big [A] surprise, that [C] penis<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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xxxxxxx<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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besides her\u2019s is bigger than mine<\/span><\/p>\n

C B<\/span><\/p>\n

She got class, she\u2019s got that sass<\/span><\/p>\n

Bb A<\/span><\/p>\n

She\u2019s got that cheek, she\u2019s got mystique<\/span><\/p>\n

Dm G<\/span><\/p>\n

She\u2019s cool, she\u2019s hot, she\u2019s got a lot except a mound of Venus<\/span><\/p>\n

Dm B\/D# Em A<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s a tragedy but where that should be,<\/span><\/p>\n

(Bass Line C Bb Ab G )<\/span><\/p>\n

She’s got a PENIS<\/span><\/p>\n

(Bass Line C Bb Bb Bb A )<\/span><\/p>\n

She’s got a PENIS<\/span><\/p>\n

Dm B\/D# Em A<\/span><\/p>\n

My life\u2019s a mess cause under that dress she\u2019s got a<\/span><\/p>\n

Dm G C<\/span><\/p>\n

P-E-N-I-S<\/span><\/p>\n

C<\/span><\/p>\n

YES!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Now there’s [F] always some failure.\u00a0 Always some flaw.
\n[C] Ain’t that what they call Murphy’s Law?
\nBut [D] male genitalia, that’s where I draw the line,
\nBesides, her’s is bigger than mine.<\/span><\/p>\n

My life’s a mess, but under that dress,
\n<\/span>She’s got a – P – E – N – I – S –
\n<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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YouTube Video – YouTube I [C] met this girl.\u00a0 [D] She’s just great.\u00a0 This [F] girl I just [C] adore.\u00a0 \u00a0The [D] problem is [C] she has much more [D] than I had bargained [G] for. She’s got that [C] style.\u00a0 She’s got that [B] smile.\u00a0 \u00a0She’s got the [Bb] … CLICK TO VIEW SONGWhat She’s Got – Style and Grace<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15655"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15655\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29944,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15655\/revisions\/29944"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}