{"id":10810,"date":"2022-06-22T23:46:48","date_gmt":"2022-06-22T23:46:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=10810"},"modified":"2025-11-21T06:09:04","modified_gmt":"2025-11-21T06:09:04","slug":"junk-food-junkie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/junk-food-junkie\/","title":{"rendered":"Junk Food Junkie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>16pt; font-weight:900;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 16pt; font-weight: 900;\">D Junk Food Junkie,\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: 16pt; font-weight: 900;\">Larry Groce 1976<\/span><\/strong><code class=\"yqhFQ\"><\/code><\/p>\n<pre class=\"tK8GG Ty_RP\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana, geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 16pt; font-weight: 900;\">Junk Food Junkie by Larry Groce\r\n#9 in 1976\r\n\r\n{t: Junk Food Junkie}\r\n{artist: Larry Groce}\r\n{key: Am}\r\n Capo 4\r\n\r\n[C] You know I love that organic cooking, I [F] always ask for [C] more.  And they call me Mr. [A] Natural, on [D] down to the health food [G] store.  I [C] only eat good sea salt, white [F] sugar don't touch my [C] lips.  [C] And my friends is always [A] begging me to take them [D] on, \r\nmacro-[G]biotic [C] trips.  Yes, they [Am] are.\r\n\r\n[Am] Oh, but at night I take out my strongbox, that I keep under [Dm] lock and [Am] key.  And I [D] take it off to my closet, where nobody else can [G] see.  [Am] I open that door so slowly, take a peek up [Dm] north and [Am] south.   Then I [C] pull out a Hostess [A] Twinkie, and I [D] pop it [G] in my [C] mouth.\r\n\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Yeah, in the [F] daytime I'm Mr. [C] Natural, just as [G] healthy as I can [C] be.   [C] But at night I'm a junk food [Am] junkie, good [E] Lord have pity on [Am] me.  <\/span>     \r\n\r\n[C] Well, at lunchtime you can always find me, at the [F] Whole Earth Vitamin [C] Bar.  Just sucking on my plain white [A] yogurt, from my [D] hand thrown pottery [G] jar.  And [C] sippin' a little hand pressed cider, with a [F] carrot stick for [C] dessert.  [C] And wiping my face in a [A] natural way, on the [D] sleeve of my [G] peasant [C] shirt.  Oh [Am] yeah!\r\n\r\n[Am] Ah, but when that clock strikes midnight and I'm all [Dm] by my[Am] self.  [Am] I work that combination, on my [D] secret hideaway [G] shelf.  And I [Am] pull out some Fritos corn chips, Dr. Pepper and an ol' [Dm] Moon [Am] Pie.  Then I [C] sit back in glorious [A] expectation, of a [D] genuine [G] junk food [C] high.\r\n\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Yeah, in the [F] daytime I'm Mr. [C] Natural, just as [G] healthy as I can [C] be. [C] But at night I'm a junk food [Am] junkie, good [E] Lord have pity on [Am] me.<\/span> \r\n[C] My friends down at the commune, they [F] think I'm pretty [C] neat  [C] Oh, I don't know nothing about [A] arts and crafts,  but I [D] give 'em all something to [G] eat.  I'm a [C] friend to old Euell Gibbons, and I [F] only eat homegrown [C] spice.  [C] I got a John Keats autographed [A] Grecian urn, filled [D] up with my [G] brown [C] rice.  Yes, I [Am] do.\r\n\r\n[Am] Oh, but folks, lately I have been spotted, with a Big Mac [Dm] on my [Am] breath.  [D] Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders, with a [G] face as white as death.  [Am] I'm afraid someday they'll find me, just stretched out [Dm] on my [Am] bed.  With a [C] handful of Pringles [A] Potato Chips, and a [D] Ding Dong [G] by my [C] head.\r\n\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Yeah, in the [F] daytime I'm Mr. [C] Natural, just as [G] healthy as I can [C] be. [C] But at night I'm a junk food [Am] junkie, good [E] Lord have pity on [Am] me.<\/span> \r\n<\/span><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; 16pt; font-weight:900; D Junk Food Junkie,\u00a0\u00a0 Larry Groce 1976 Junk Food Junkie by Larry Groce #9 in 1976 {t: Junk Food Junkie} {artist: Larry Groce} {key: Am} Capo 4 [C] You know I love that organic cooking, I [F] always ask for [C] more. And they call me Mr. &hellip; <span class=\"more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/junk-food-junkie\/\" class=\"more-link\">CLICK TO VIEW SONG<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Junk Food Junkie<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[133,126,13,116,117],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10810","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baritone-bill","category-bass-guitar-night","category-x-bill-chase","category-live-baritone","category-live-piano"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10810","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10810"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10810\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}