{"id":10480,"date":"2022-06-13T00:04:24","date_gmt":"2022-06-13T00:04:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/?p=10480"},"modified":"2025-08-25T23:28:20","modified_gmt":"2025-08-25T23:28:20","slug":"interesting-lives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/interesting-lives\/","title":{"rendered":"Monsters Lead Such Interesting Lives"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/nGYJtI37Y7M\">CLICK HERE TO LISTEN<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<pre><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-weight: 900; font-family: trebuchet ms, geneva, sans-serif;\">They're drenched in blood, or caked in mud.  You scream when one of them arrives. There is no denying:  Monsters Lead Such Interesting Lives\r\n\r\nThey live in ooze.  They've paid their dues.  No brothers, sisters, moms or dads, or wives.  Honest, I'm not lying:  Monsters Lead Such Interesting Lives\r\n\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">When you see them coming down the street, you better not have weights tied to your feet.  They'll steal your heart, tear you apart.  Limb from limb - on a whim.<\/span>\r\n\r\nThey'll suck your brains, and eat your remains.  They'll slice you up with little forks and knives.  They're never merry.  They're oh so scary.  Monsters Lead Such Interesting Lives\r\n\r\nThey're interesting fellows.\r\nThey don't work nine to five.\r\nMonsters Lead Such Interesting Lives\r\n<\/span><\/pre>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CLICK HERE TO LISTEN They&#8217;re drenched in blood, or caked in mud. You scream when one of them arrives. There is no denying: Monsters Lead Such Interesting Lives They live in ooze. They&#8217;ve paid their dues. No brothers, sisters, moms or dads, or wives. Honest, I&#8217;m not lying: Monsters Lead &hellip; <span class=\"more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/interesting-lives\/\" class=\"more-link\">CLICK TO VIEW SONG<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Monsters Lead Such Interesting Lives<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95,117,68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-live-piano","category-love-songs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10480"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10480\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robertandrews.net\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}