Tribute to Texas

Bill just plays quiet background music.

I’m Fixin’ To help all o’yall understand a bit about Texas

When they want a Coke, they might mean a Sprite or Orange Soda, maybe even Coca Cola.

Once you get this, you might could understand what they’re talkin about.

Then you have the people who are All Hat, and No Cattle

When there’s no action, just prattle.

And then there’s the folk who are just a bit disadvantaged

… and we say Bless your Heart

I reckon they’re so harmless, that they just wouldn’t bite a biscuit

Face it… Texans are as unique as all git-out.