Third Rate Romance

[Intro]
G (strum x 2 bars)
 

[Verse 1]
  G                                     D
Sittin at a tiny table in a ritzy restaurant
D
She was staring at her coffee cup
                                                 G
He was trying to keep his courage up by applyin booze
G
The talk was small when they talked at all
           D
They both knew what they wanted
D
There was no need to talk about it
                                                  G
They were old enough to scope it out and keep it loose
 
[Chorus 1]

             B7                 Em                      C
She said you don't look like my type but I guess you'll do
G                   D              G
Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous
         B7                       Em                      C
He said I'll even tell you that I love you if you want me to
G                   D              G
Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous
 
[Verse 2]
G                                                          D
When they left the bar they got in his car and they drove away
D
He drove to the family inn. She didn't even have to pretend she
                  G
Didn't know what for
G
Then he went to the desk and made his request while she
D
waited outside
D
He came back with the key and she said give it to me and I'll
           G
Unlock the door
 
[Chorus 2]
                 B7                                 Em
She kept saying I've never really done this kind of thing before
     C
Have you?
G                   D              G
Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous
            B7             Em             C
And he said yes I have but only a time or two
 
G                   D              G
Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous
 
(repeat and fade, or end on G)
 
(Capo 2nd fret to play in original key)