FIRST VOCAL NOTE – D7, 2ND STRING – AN OCTAVE HIGHER
Would you [D7] like to swing on a [G7] star, carry [C] moonbeams home in a [F] jar?Β And be [D7] better off than you [G7] are,Β [C7] or would you rather be a [F] mule?

A [F] mule is an animal with long funny ears – he kicks up at anything he hears.Β His [G7] back is brawny and his [C] brain is weak,Β Heβs [Dm] just plain [G7] stupid with a [C] stubborn [C7] streak.Β And [F] if you hate to go to [D7] school,Β [G7] You may grow [C7] up to be a [F] mule.
Would you [D7] like to swing on a [G7] star?Β Carry [C] moonbeams home in a [F] jar?Β And be [D7] better off than you [G7] are,Β [C7] or would you rather be a [F] pig?
A [F] pig is an animal with dirt on his face.Β His shoes are a terrible disgrace.Β Heβs [G7] got no manners when he [C] eats his food;Β Heβs [Dm] fat and [G7] lazy and [C] extremely [C7]rude.Β But if [F] you donβt care a feather or a [D7] fig,Β [G7] You may grow [C7] up to be a [F] pig.
Would you [D7] like to swing on a [G7] star?Β Carry [C] moonbeams home in a [F] jar?Β And be [D7] better off than you [G7] are, [C7] or would you rather be a [F] fish?
A [F] fish wonβt do anything but swim in a brook,Β He canβt write his name or read a book. Β To [G7] fool the people is his [C] only thought,Β And [Dm] though heβs [G7] slippery, he [C] still gets [C7]caught.Β Then [F] if that sort of life is what you [D7] wish,Β [G7] You may grow [C7] up to be a [F] fish.
And all the [D7] monkeys arenβt in the [G7] zoo,Β Every [C] day you meet quite a [F] few; Β So [D7] you see itβs all up to [G] youΒ [C7] You can be better than you [F ] are,Β [G7] You could be [C7] swinging on a [F] star.