Seven Old Ladies

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{ CHORUS }
C
Oh dear what can the matter be
G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
C
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.
 
[Verse 1]
 C
The first lady in was the ministers daughter
 G7
She was in there an hour and a quarter
 C
She was so skinny her bum touched the water
 G7                 C
Nobody knew she was there
 
{ CHORUS }
C
Oh dear what can the matter be
G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
C
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.
 
 
[Verse 2]
 C
Now the next lady in was Dear Mrs. Murray
 G7
She went in there in a terrible hurry
 C
By the time she got in it was too late to worry
 G7                 C
Nobody knew she was there...
 
{ CHORUS }
C
Oh dear what can the matter be
G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
C
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.
 
 
[Verse 3]
 C
Now the next old lady was Abigail Humphrey
 G7
Who settled inside just to make herself comfy
 C
She tried to get up but she couldn't get her bum free
 G7                        C
And nobody knew she was there
 
NOTE: Same chords for every verse...
 
{ CHORUS }
C
Oh dear what can the matter be
G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
C
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.
 
[Verse 4]
C
The next old lady was old Mrs. Draper
G7
she went in couldn't find the paper
C
The only thing there was a brick layers scraper
G7                        C
And nobody knew she was there.
 
{ CHORUS }
C
Oh dear what can the matter be
G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
C
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.
 
[Verse 5]
C
The next old lady was Abigail Splatter,
G7
She went there 'cause something was surely the matter.
C
When she got there, it was only her bladder,
G7                        C
And nobody knew she was there.
 
{ CHORUS }
C
Oh dear what can the matter be
G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
C
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.
 
[Verse 6]
C
The next old lady was Antoinette Boomer
G7
She went there to see what was wrong with her bloomers
C
And when she found out, she wished she'd come sooner
G7                        C
And nobody knew she was there.
 
{ CHORUS }
C
Oh dear what can the matter be
G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
C
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.
 
[Verse 7]
C
The last lady in was old Mrs. Mason
G7
She had to go quick so she went in the basin
C
And that was the water that I washed my face in
G7                                C
'Cause I didn't know she'd been there...
 
{ CHORUS }
C
Oh dear what can the matter be
G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
C
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.
 
[Verse 8]
C
The janitor came in the early morning,
G7
He opened the door without any warning.
C
The seven old ladies their seats were adorning,
G7                          C
And nobody knew they were there.
 
{ CHORUS }
C
Oh dear what can the matter be
G7
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavat'ry
C
They were there from Sunday 'til Saturday
G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.
G7                      C
Nobody knew they were there.